Tasteless Jokes - Page 2

elSicomoro · 11-16-2002, 11:17 AM

Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
A: You would too if your name was Ehhhhnuuuhh.

Q: Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
A: Her dog was blind too.

Tobiasly · 11-16-2002, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
What's the most common pick-up line in a gay bar?

"Can I push up your stool for you?"

Tobiasly · 11-16-2002, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

That's fuckin' hilarious!

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Nic Name · 11-16-2002, 03:16 PM

http://www.ushmm.org/

http://www.journale.com/withoutsanctuary/main.html

That Guy · 11-16-2002, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nic Name
http://www.ushmm.org/

http://www.journale.com/withoutsanctuary/main.html

Not nearly as funny, Nic. A joke needs a setup and a punchline.

Tobiasly · 11-16-2002, 04:55 PM

Well, I was wondering how long that would take.

You shoulda started this thread in your blog, dave.

That Guy · 11-16-2002, 05:10 PM

I don't see why someone would go to the extent of reading something that contains the possibility of them getting offended. Like Dave said,

Quote:

People don't need to read 'em if they don't want to be offended.

Post away.

I guess some people either like to waste their own time, or appreciate feeling bad. If you don't like it, don't click it.

Nic Name · 11-16-2002, 05:18 PM

Well, guys. It gives me some idea of the character of the individuals I've been spending my time with in other threads.

And I'm very disappointed. This thread is not just childish. It's hateful.

It reflects badly on any community that would tolerate it without speaking out against it.

I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semitic or racists.

That Guy · 11-16-2002, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nic Name
Well, guys. It gives me some idea of the character of the individuals I've been spending my time with in other threads.

And I'm very disappointed. This thread is not just childish. It's hateful.

It reflects badly on any community that would tolerate it without speaking out against it.

I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semetic or racists.

Nah. I've got Jewish friends. Hell, I've got black Jewish friends. I even have a Japanese friend that makes Pearl Harbor jokes. What does that say about my character? Nothing. He makes his humor, I make mine. We just both enjoy it.
Which reminds me -- How do you cook chicken teriyaki Hiroshima-style?

Nic Name · 11-16-2002, 05:54 PM

http://www.exploratorium.edu/nagasaki/index.html

That Guy · 11-16-2002, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nic Name
http://www.exploratorium.edu/nagasaki/index.html

Nope. Nice try, though. And I didn't even find any recipes there.
Unfortunately, the only Canadian jokes I have are South Park-esque. Maybe I can find some for you.

Undertoad · 11-16-2002, 06:29 PM

Yes, you've found us out... we have absolutely no tolerance at all for people with no sense of humor. As they used to say, Fuck 'em, if they can't take a joke.

Bring on the American jokes, the white male jokes, the computer nerd jokes, the star trek geek jokes, whatever you like I'll take all of 'em. The only time you lose is when you don't laugh.

Nic Name · 11-16-2002, 06:58 PM

OK, you want to pretend this thread is a philly sophical, intelligent discourse.

Then you're surely ready to educate yourselves about the genre and see if you're ready to laugh at the World Trade Centre jokes that were the subject of this study.

Just don't expect 3,000 dead Americans to produce the shits and giggles you give yourselves with jokes about millions of dead jews or asians.

That Guy · 11-16-2002, 07:25 PM

Nic Name

Undertoad · 11-16-2002, 07:38 PM

Got no problem with any of that.

11-16-2002, 05:18 PM	#23
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	Well, guys. It gives me some idea of the character of the individuals I've been spending my time with in other threads. And I'm very disappointed. This thread is not just childish. It's hateful. It reflects badly on any community that would tolerate it without speaking out against it. I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semitic or racists. Last edited by Nic Name; 11-16-2002 at 05:58 PM.

11-16-2002, 11:17 AM	#16
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? A: You would too if your name was Ehhhhnuuuhh. Q: Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? A: Her dog was blind too.

11-16-2002, 03:16 PM	#19
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	http://www.ushmm.org/ http://www.journale.com/withoutsanctuary/main.html

11-16-2002, 04:55 PM	#21
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	Well, I was wondering how long that would take. You shoulda started this thread in your blog, dave.

11-16-2002, 05:54 PM	#25
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	http://www.exploratorium.edu/nagasaki/index.html

11-16-2002, 06:29 PM	#27
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yes, you've found us out... we have absolutely no tolerance at all for people with no sense of humor. As they used to say, Fuck 'em, if they can't take a joke. Bring on the American jokes, the white male jokes, the computer nerd jokes, the star trek geek jokes, whatever you like I'll take all of 'em. The only time you lose is when you don't laugh.

11-16-2002, 06:58 PM	#28
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	OK, you want to pretend this thread is a philly sophical, intelligent discourse. Then you're surely ready to educate yourselves about the genre and see if you're ready to laugh at the World Trade Centre jokes that were the subject of this study. Just don't expect 3,000 dead Americans to produce the shits and giggles you give yourselves with jokes about millions of dead jews or asians.

11-16-2002, 07:25 PM	#29
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	Nic Name

11-16-2002, 07:38 PM	#30
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Got no problem with any of that.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)