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06-20-2015, 02:42 PM | #16 |
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Ours (cans of soda) are 355ml, I thought 330 sounded a little not right, so, I checked.
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06-20-2015, 04:41 PM | #17 | |
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06-21-2015, 09:18 AM | #18 |
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overestimated the dog toes by two. failed to resist second guessing myself about the provenance of cucumbers, which I knew and know. dangit.
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06-21-2015, 09:30 AM | #19 | ||
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heheheheh. This I'm keeping, because taken out of contest it's completely surreal:
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06-24-2015, 04:52 AM | #20 | ||
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test your moral compass here ...
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06-24-2015, 05:04 AM | #21 | |
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Tell someone you hate their new hair or tell them it's gorge? How about a good old English, "Well, it's certainly different..."?
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06-24-2015, 05:20 AM | #22 | |
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yeah - similarly - if I actually saw anybody drop something - including money - I'd let them know. But if I saw a £10 note on the ground and there was no immediately obvious sign of who dropped it - it's mine.
The bike question - I just know it wouldn't occur to me to lie in the moment. And the hair question - as you say, is silly - there are other options and it's contextual: friend says 'what do you think of this hairstyle?' whilst messing around with styles preparing to go out- be honest. Friend asks how hair looks as we're getting into a taxi with no options for doing anything about it anyway - white lie.
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06-24-2015, 12:08 PM | #23 |
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Whilst I like being quoted, I don't like being taken out of the contest. I coulda been a contender!
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06-24-2015, 12:37 PM | #24 |
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I'm a saint. Yeah. But I didn't say I would tell my friend about the cozy date I witnessed. In those situations, what usually happens is that you tell them and somehow or another, after all the tears and drama, you end up being the bad guy. A person who'll sneak around like that is a person who will manipulate their way into being above reproach and who will find a way to make it seem like you're some big troublemaker. This has been my experience, anyway. I expect they'll get caught one way or another. Yet, even as I type this, I think of the thousands of exceptions to the rule and my little guilt gland (which is all that really keeps me honest) is secreting "BUT BUT BUT YOU NEED TO TELL YOUR FRIENDDDDDD" enzymes.
And hair schmair, I don't care. It could look like ass but I'll say something nice because the goal here is to make somebody maybe a little bit happier for a couple minutes. The rest are no-brainers. This is why I'm poor. But happy. |
06-24-2015, 01:34 PM | #25 |
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I'd have a little fun with my friend's Facebook account.
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06-24-2015, 01:35 PM | #26 | |
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Probably a good job there were no questions about downloading pirated entertainment.
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06-24-2015, 02:51 PM | #27 |
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My friends loaned me some pirate DVDs that I never felt right watching. I pitched 'em.
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06-24-2015, 02:55 PM | #28 |
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p.s. I've since pitched those 'friends' too. Long story. Suffice to say I'm much better off.
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06-24-2015, 03:21 PM | #29 |
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My wife's aunt's friend is really gung ho on pirating stuff. He makes these DVDs and prints fancy labels to go on them, and then gives them to us like it's the best present ever. Really random old movies that he thinks are important to watch. Sometimes they work, and sometimes not. And then he asks us about them so we have to watch them and come up with stuff to say. It's kind of annoying. Like it's homework or something to watch them.
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06-24-2015, 05:33 PM | #30 |
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cute. trivial but cute. I'm a "Saint" by their standards, just a regular guy by the standards of everyone else I know.
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