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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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That thing SHOULD have a camera on it - Guaranteed to get a nice shot of a kid launching off it at that angle. hehehe
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Funniest home Videos here we come! Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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Doctor Wtf
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Class talking about the division of labour and self-sufficiency. I asked them where they'd get milk from. "A cow!" cried they. How? I asked. Several attempted to demonstrate. None of them had the action anywhere near right. A few were miming tugging on the teats like pulling on a rope to ring a bell. One showed a twisting action like wringing out a wet cloth!!!
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
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You should've brought a real cow to class so it could kick the shit out of them.
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
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Quote:
Sneak over there tonight and you and J use it. ![]() Whhheeeeeeeeeee!
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Bitchy Little Brat
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Of course, now it is the 16.1 kilometer burp.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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A few minutes to fill at work, so I hit wikipedia and surf the random pages.
click .... Uruguayan soccer leagues .... click ... Orlov revolts in Greece ... click HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY CLICK CLICK CLICK
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Second-hand furniture is mildly amusing me today.
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Doctor Wtf
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So,chatting with a colleague today, discussing the behaviour of some of our students: laziness, cheating, generally having their heads up their arses.
My fellow teacher remarked that "a lot of the Chinese students should just be lined up and shot". I had to check my watch, but yes, it was June 4th ... the 20th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre. I shouldn't laugh, but I bloody well did.
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Gone and done
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I passed a student in the hallway, and she was talking to a friend about her mother.
She said "I mean, COME ON. I'm an ADULT. I'm 19 AND A HALF." If you don't know why that's funny, you're too young.
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Your Bartender
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Did you write her up for being there without a hall pass?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Nah, I just smacked her and sent her to her room.
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