Now I KNOW I'm old... - Page 2

Clodfobble · 04-24-2018, 06:14 PM

Zippyt! How ya been, brother?

lumberjim · 04-24-2018, 07:27 PM

you know how I know you're old?

Clodfobble · 04-24-2018, 07:36 PM

Heh. The question that separates the men from the boys, is... how many gray pubic hairs is too many?

zippyt · 04-24-2018, 10:03 PM

Zippyt! How ya been, brother?

Good , Busy , i still lurk in the shadows

monster · 04-24-2018, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

You know how I know you're old?

You have a pill organizer

You get excited when it's clean sheet night

You don't care if someone is wrong on the internet.

I don't have a pill organizer ...but I do now take 9 supplement tablets every weekday morning (7 different supplements). I tip them out and shove them in my left pocket while I make tea, then when I get to work I take them with said tea while I process the morning price changes and sales etc. (The buttered toast goes in the right pocket) I put the tablets in a sample cup (deli sample not pee sample) when I get to work.

I do keep all 7 bottles of pills in a plastic shoebox on top of the bread bin. Does that count as an organizer?

(How I know I'm really old ... all the supplements are fucked-up-joints related (the bodily kind, no spiky leaves). Except the potassium for night cramps -which really fucking works, people)

I do sleep better on clean sheets, but I don't get excited because that means I have to change the bed and wash sheets.

Ah. The last one. A toughie. I have learned to be OK with people being wrong by following the advice I made up and gave to Thor (who has problems with people being wrong)....

It's OK for people to be wrong and not know it, as long as their being wrong isn't putting anyone in immediate physical danger.

lumberjim · 04-25-2018, 12:16 PM

You do understand that I'm not calling you old specifically? You, monster. I was talking about me. Lovely old me.

Amanda and I were riffing on the you know how I know you're gay bit from 40 yr old virgin. She turns 40 next month, so I've been ribbing her.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-25-2018, 12:51 PM

It's OK Jim...

And when it comes to the beautiful Amanda...

monster · 04-25-2018, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

You do understand that I'm not calling you old specifically? You, monster. I was talking about me. Lovely old me.

Amanda and I were riffing on the you know how I know you're gay bit from 40 yr old virgin. She turns 40 next month, so I've been ribbing her.

yes

monster · 04-25-2018, 08:40 PM

I'm sorry I made it about me if it upset you. I was just a little lonely and chatty, I guess

tw · 04-25-2018, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

you know your old when the Play Boy center fold is young enough to be your kid , but your REALLL old when she could be your GRAND KID !!!!

You know your really old when you only read the articles.

sexobon · 04-25-2018, 11:28 PM

You know you've got one foot in the grave when you can't even read the articles 'cause you only know how to write.

zippyt · 04-25-2018, 11:29 PM

Great articles though

monster · 04-25-2018, 11:31 PM

but are they real and do we care?

limey · 04-26-2018, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I'm sorry I made it about me if it upset you. I was just a little lonely and chatty, I guess

Aren't we all doing that here? Isn't that whut this thread is for?

Me - I have glasses (specs) in every room. I thought I was being clever, but it turns out I am just being old.
I have a pill organiser but it is for Mr Limey who is on a regime of 8 in the morning and one at night. We'll need a bigger one for mornings at this rate ...
Clean sheets ... mmmm .... someo else making the bed - even BETTER!

captainhook455 · 04-26-2018, 07:43 AM

If you do most of your reading while on the toilet.

I only see my wife's boobies when I help her with a bra.

Sex is with a threesome, me, myself and I.

I see a 50 yr old woman and think she is hot.

A 20 yr old car is not that old.

I forget what I am talking about mid sentence. Why just the

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04-25-2018, 12:16 PM	#21
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	You do understand that I'm not calling you old specifically? You, monster. I was talking about me. Lovely old me. Amanda and I were riffing on the you know how I know you're gay bit from 40 yr old virgin. She turns 40 next month, so I've been ribbing her. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-25-2018, 12:51 PM	#22
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04-25-2018, 08:40 PM	#24
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04-25-2018, 11:28 PM	#26
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	You know you've got one foot in the grave when you can't even read the articles 'cause you only know how to write.

04-25-2018, 11:29 PM	#27
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04-25-2018, 11:31 PM	#28
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	but are they real and do we care? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-26-2018, 07:43 AM	#30
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