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Crimson Ghost · 12-13-2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by gvidas

I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."

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There is this really rich man and he has two sons. One day he dies and in his will it says

"My dear sons, I am only going to give one of you my entire fortune, and you will have to race for it. Whose ever horse finishes last, wins."

The next day the two brothers set off as slow as they possibly can. In the first day they don't even make a mile, and at the end of the day they decided to stop at an inn to rest. The two brothers told the inn keeper about their race. The inn keeper told them only two words. The next day the two brothers set off as fast as they could go. What were the two words that the inn keeper told them to make them race so fast?

Happy Hour.

ZenGum · 12-13-2009, 10:13 PM

It's alive! It's alive! Oh God, IT'S ALLLIIIVVVEEE!!!!!!

Pico and ME · 12-13-2009, 10:32 PM

ha ha .... hmmmm... lemme post something I think is relevant ... that should do it.

limey · 12-14-2009, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gvidas

I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."

"He's bankrupt"?

ZenGum · 12-14-2009, 06:05 AM

Who's paying?

limey · 12-14-2009, 07:11 AM

I can't remember.

Trilby · 12-14-2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Thanks, Mom.. hey did you get around to that laundry yet? Oh and I think it's dinner time.

I was channelling Marge there. She goes to a show where a magician/hypnotist asks for a volunteer and, because she's a bit tipsy, goes up onstage saying, "I'll do it. I always end up doing it," - so, yes. MOM.

now imagine this smiley with a big pile of blue hair on its head:

smoothmoniker · 12-14-2009, 11:51 AM

... and that's why everyone who believes in ghosts is a Nazi.

lumberjim · 12-14-2009, 12:14 PM

nice try, Hitler

Sundae · 12-14-2009, 01:53 PM

I hope you plan to kill this thread humanely.
Or I'm calling PETA.

Flint · 12-14-2009, 03:14 PM

So the guy walks right up to me and says--get this--he says "Hey, buddy..." and nobody, by the way, calls me buddy and gets away with it if I have anything to say on the subject, and believe you me, I do, and I will, and it's called a knuckle sandwich if you have to know, but that's neither here nor there, so the guy says "Hey, buddy..." and first of all, can you believe the nerve of this clown, speaking to me like that in such a manner?

Spexxvet · 12-14-2009, 03:17 PM

Yes, I have read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Happy Monkey · 12-14-2009, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gvidas

I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."

Switch horses.

Pie · 12-14-2009, 03:44 PM

So, an infrared photon walks into a bar and says, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

capnhowdy · 12-14-2009, 04:20 PM

12-13-2009, 10:13 PM	#17
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	It's alive! It's alive! Oh God, IT'S ALLLIIIVVVEEE!!!!!! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-14-2009, 06:05 AM	#20
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Who's paying? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-14-2009, 07:11 AM	#21
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12-14-2009, 11:51 AM	#23
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	... and that's why everyone who believes in ghosts is a Nazi. __________________ to live and die in LA

12-14-2009, 12:14 PM	#24
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	nice try, Hitler __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-13-2009, 10:32 PM	#18
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	ha ha .... hmmmm... lemme post something I think is relevant ... that should do it.

12-14-2009, 01:53 PM	#25
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12-14-2009, 03:14 PM	#26
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	So the guy walks right up to me and says--get this--he says "Hey, buddy..." and nobody, by the way, calls me buddy and gets away with it if I have anything to say on the subject, and believe you me, I do, and I will, and it's called a knuckle sandwich if you have to know, but that's neither here nor there, so the guy says "Hey, buddy..." and first of all, can you believe the nerve of this clown, speaking to me like that in such a manner? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-14-2009, 03:17 PM	#27
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Yes, I have read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

12-14-2009, 03:44 PM	#29
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	So, an infrared photon walks into a bar and says, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-14-2009, 04:20 PM	#30
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