Texas Catfish - Page 2

slang · 06-22-2006, 12:52 PM

Catfish update:

Our friendship seems to have quickly turned and now he is demanding very specific foods for photo ops.

dar512 · 06-22-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by slang

Catfish update:

Our friendship seems to have quickly turned and now he is demanding very specific foods for photo ops.

This is a very common phase in early relationships. He wants you to know that you need him more than he needs you.

Should we move this thread to the relationship section?

slang · 06-23-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dar512

He wants you to know that you need him more than he needs you.

Yes. He was very condiscending in our brief interaction as well. It seems as if he's interviewing me in some way.

06-21-2006, 11:51 PM

I made a catfish dinner for my wife's whole family once.... my father-in-law (who is now dead) told them that he cooked it while I was not in the room.

I just ordered a polarized lens cover... I can't wait... heeerrrreee fissshhhyyyy!

Griff · 06-22-2006, 07:09 AM

Sluefoot Sue was a beautiful girl who came riding down the river on the back of a fish. When Pecos Bill saw her, his belly did flip-flops. So, he asked Sluefoot Sue for her hand in marriage, and she agreed. But she had two demands.

First, she wanted a bouncy bustle (It was the latest style). Second, she wanted to ride Widowmaker. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out. As soon as Sluefoot Sue was mounted in the saddle, Widowmaker started bucking.

Sluefoot Sue’s bouncy bustle caused her to bounce higher and higher until the reins broke, and she was bucked into the sky never to be seen again. Thus, she was punished for three separate crimes: vanity, conduct unbecoming a lady, and getting between a man and his horse.

wolf · 06-24-2006, 01:23 AM

The Catfish is the Earth 2.0 version of the Mice.

Griff · 06-25-2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

The Catfish is the Earth 2.0 version of the Mice.

Slang is once again being persecuted by God's creatures. Is there a DSM IV entry for this?

slang · 06-27-2006, 02:58 PM

Update from the weekend;

Someone caught one of the catfish and this seems to have humbled the lot of them.

It was about 2'-2'3". The policy is catch and release.

His attitude has changed entirely since we fitted him with a red jump suit and tied his feelers.

Griff · 06-28-2006, 06:29 AM

How does he like picking trash?

slang · 07-03-2006, 12:31 PM

He surely doesnt care for it but only speaks Spanish so the details of the complaints are lost.

06-22-2006, 07:09 AM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I knew there was something familiar in this tale. Sluefoot Sue was a beautiful girl who came riding down the river on the back of a fish. When Pecos Bill saw her, his belly did flip-flops. So, he asked Sluefoot Sue for her hand in marriage, and she agreed. But she had two demands. First, she wanted a bouncy bustle (It was the latest style). Second, she wanted to ride Widowmaker. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out. As soon as Sluefoot Sue was mounted in the saddle, Widowmaker started bucking. Sluefoot Sue’s bouncy bustle caused her to bounce higher and higher until the reins broke, and she was bucked into the sky never to be seen again. Thus, she was punished for three separate crimes: vanity, conduct unbecoming a lady, and getting between a man and his horse. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-24-2006, 01:23 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The Catfish is the Earth 2.0 version of the Mice. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-28-2006, 06:29 AM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	How does he like picking trash? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-22-2006, 12:52 PM	#1
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Catfish update: Our friendship seems to have quickly turned and now he is demanding very specific foods for photo ops.

06-21-2006, 11:51 PM	#4
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I made a catfish dinner for my wife's whole family once.... my father-in-law (who is now dead) told them that he cooked it while I was not in the room. I just ordered a polarized lens cover... I can't wait... heeerrrreee fissshhhyyyy!

06-27-2006, 02:58 PM	#8
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Update from the weekend; Someone caught one of the catfish and this seems to have humbled the lot of them. It was about 2'-2'3". The policy is catch and release. His attitude has changed entirely since we fitted him with a red jump suit and tied his feelers.

07-03-2006, 12:31 PM	#10
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	He surely doesnt care for it but only speaks Spanish so the details of the complaints are lost.

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