Dispenser Truly Sucks - Page 2

Pangloss62 · 09-01-2006, 08:52 AM

Check out the new hand towel dispenser we just installed; it's on the right, on the counter just below the first new one that still sucks. We got so frustrated with the high-tech new one that we now just use its rolls of paper manually.

I kinda see it as a vindication of my initial dislike for the new dispenser.

Shawnee123 · 09-01-2006, 12:28 PM

Speaking of dispensers that suck, our cafeteria here at work has these nozzly holdy things with ketchup, mayo, and mustard in them. I've been telling them for 2 years that mustard easily becomes musquirt, and perhaps they need to mix it every day or let us have little mustard packets. They don't listen to me. Today I pumped that sucker about 10 times, shook it up, and still got nothing but bright yellow liquid.

Ibby · 09-01-2006, 12:46 PM

There are few things more FOUL and DISGUSTING than mustardpiss.

limey · 09-01-2006, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

There are few things more FOUL and DISGUSTING than mustardpiss.

Painful, too .....

Trilby · 09-01-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

There are few things more FOUL and DISGUSTING than mustardpiss.

I dared not believe in Ibram's wisdom...until now. No truer words have ever been so eloquently spoken.

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-03-2006, 12:59 AM

Okay, this isn't as much fun but sometimes it's handy: our condo's clubhouse has a magnetic card you touch to the detector on the door to unlock it. The card only needs to get near the detector, which is mounted rather low. Now I just hitch my hip on the wallet side of my pants up towards the detector if I've got both hands full. Open she clicks.

09-01-2006, 08:52 AM	#16
Pangloss62 Lecturer Join Date: May 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 768	New Dispenser Check out the new hand towel dispenser we just installed; it's on the right, on the counter just below the first new one that still sucks. We got so frustrated with the high-tech new one that we now just use its rolls of paper manually. I kinda see it as a vindication of my initial dislike for the new dispenser. __________________ Things are never as good, or bad, as they seem.

09-01-2006, 12:28 PM	#17
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Speaking of dispensers that suck, our cafeteria here at work has these nozzly holdy things with ketchup, mayo, and mustard in them. I've been telling them for 2 years that mustard easily becomes musquirt, and perhaps they need to mix it every day or let us have little mustard packets. They don't listen to me. Today I pumped that sucker about 10 times, shook it up, and still got nothing but bright yellow liquid. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-01-2006, 12:46 PM	#18
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	There are few things more FOUL and DISGUSTING than mustardpiss. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-03-2006, 12:59 AM	#21
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Okay, this isn't as much fun but sometimes it's handy: our condo's clubhouse has a magnetic card you touch to the detector on the door to unlock it. The card only needs to get near the detector, which is mounted rather low. Now I just hitch my hip on the wallet side of my pants up towards the detector if I've got both hands full. Open she clicks. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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