September 1, 2006: Giraffe

Undertoad · 09-01-2006, 10:51 AM

There's no further information on this one, but it's a must-post anyway, sort of like nopaper's big ol' cow picture.

And I have nothing else to add to it, except of course, Happy Friday (and extended weekend, for those who have it (US holiday Monday)).

Cochese · 09-01-2006, 11:45 AM

Woo! Long weekend!

Trilby · 09-01-2006, 12:48 PM

Kinda space-alien funny-looking up close, ain't it?

How can people look at that and claim there is no Goddess?

Clodfobble · 09-01-2006, 01:02 PM

What's that he's eating? I thought they ate leaves.

Elspode · 09-01-2006, 01:13 PM

Back when it wasn't bad for them, we used to feed the giraffes marshmallows and stale bread. Of course, you can't feed them *anything* anymore, but it was pretty cool the way they stuck their heads up over the walls of the concrete pit they kept them in, and stuck out those two foot tongues to wrap around the offered treat.

Female giraffes must be the happiest, most sexually gratified mammals on Earth.

Bullitt · 09-01-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

...Female giraffes must be the happiest, most sexually gratified mammals on Earth.

You sure about that?

Trilby · 09-01-2006, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

...and stuck out those two foot tongues to wrap around the offered treat.

Female giraffes must be the happiest, most sexually gratified mammals on Earth.

Elspode, you know I've nothing but admiration for you. That said, is there something you'd like to tell us?

Elspode · 09-01-2006, 01:38 PM

Most females I've had the good fortune to "know" have told me they'd rather a quality tongue than a quality member any day of the week.

NO, Bri. You have a filthy mind. Granted, it is one of your finest characteristics, but still...NO!

Trilby · 09-01-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Most females I've had the good fortune to "know" have told me they'd rather a quality tongue than a quality member any day of the week.

Mmmmm...............

.......not me.

I likey me some men.

capnhowdy · 09-01-2006, 07:32 PM

I'm with Bri on the alien thingie. Maybe it's the antennae looking *Horns?*. Truly amazing creatures. So ugly they're beautiful.

Wonder if they'd be good in the crock pot.....

wolf · 09-02-2006, 07:28 PM

My roasting pan isn't big enough.

capnhowdy · 09-02-2006, 08:48 PM

We may as well let him live. Mainly because nobody knows how to prepare the horns. With the proper doses of a concentrated form, I can see where it may aid in elevation.

lulu · 09-03-2006, 09:30 AM

Very cute. She's got lush eyelashes, wonder which mascara she uses.

09-01-2006, 10:51 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	September 1, 2006: Giraffe There's no further information on this one, but it's a must-post anyway, sort of like nopaper's big ol' cow picture. And I have nothing else to add to it, except of course, Happy Friday (and extended weekend, for those who have it (US holiday Monday)).

09-01-2006, 12:48 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Kinda space-alien funny-looking up close, ain't it? How can people look at that and claim there is no Goddess? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-01-2006, 01:13 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Back when it wasn't bad for them, we used to feed the giraffes marshmallows and stale bread. Of course, you can't feed them anything anymore, but it was pretty cool the way they stuck their heads up over the walls of the concrete pit they kept them in, and stuck out those two foot tongues to wrap around the offered treat. Female giraffes must be the happiest, most sexually gratified mammals on Earth. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-01-2006, 01:38 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Most females I've had the good fortune to "know" have told me they'd rather a quality tongue than a quality member any day of the week. NO, Bri. You have a filthy mind. Granted, it is one of your finest characteristics, but still...NO! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-01-2006, 07:32 PM	#10
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I'm with Bri on the alien thingie. Maybe it's the antennae looking Horns?. Truly amazing creatures. So ugly they're beautiful. Wonder if they'd be good in the crock pot..... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-01-2006, 11:45 AM	#2
Cochese Disorderly Orderly Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 54	Woo! Long weekend!

09-01-2006, 01:02 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	What's that he's eating? I thought they ate leaves.

09-02-2006, 07:28 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	My roasting pan isn't big enough. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-02-2006, 08:48 PM	#12
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	We may as well let him live. Mainly because nobody knows how to prepare the horns. With the proper doses of a concentrated form, I can see where it may aid in elevation. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-03-2006, 09:30 AM	#13
lulu with karate i'll kick your ass Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 53	Very cute. She's got lush eyelashes, wonder which mascara she uses. __________________ Hiya!

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