Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That... - Page 2

Hoof Hearted · 10-06-2006, 08:09 PM

Here's one:

A cowboy had to go the the big city. He left the ranch on Sunday and returned on Sunday. He was only gone four days. How did he do it?

KinkyVixen · 10-06-2006, 08:11 PM

sunday was the horse!!

edit to rephrase what I mean...i need to stop working and trying to be smart all at the same time. I meant that the horse's name is sunday. right?

Hoof Hearted · 10-06-2006, 09:36 PM

Dag nabbit! You're GOOD!

bluecuracao · 10-06-2006, 10:16 PM

If you're American before you go into the bathroom, and you're American after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

wolf · 10-06-2006, 10:46 PM

European.

wolf · 10-06-2006, 10:46 PM

There are three dead men in a cabin. The cabin is surrounded by snow. There is a hole in the roof of the cabin. How did the men die?

footfootfoot · 10-06-2006, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluecuracao

If you're American before you go into the bathroom, and you're American after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

If you're a russian ( a rushing) in the hallway, what are you in the bathroom?

footfootfoot · 10-06-2006, 11:15 PM

riddle me riddle me rot tot tote:
a little wee man in a red red coat
a staff in his hand
and a stone in his throat
tell me this riddle and I'll give you a groat.

footfootfoot · 10-06-2006, 11:17 PM

In marble halls as white as milk
lined with skin as soft as silk
within a palace crystal clear
a golden apple doth appear.
no walls there are to this stronghold
yet thieves break in to steal the gold.

Trilby · 10-07-2006, 09:32 AM

footfootfoot--first one is a cherry (well done, Mr. Nutkin!)

Second is an egg.

Fine riddles. Now, what is the answer to wolf's?

Trilby · 10-07-2006, 09:35 AM

My first doth affliction denote,
Which my second is destin'd to feel
And my whole is the best antidote
That affliction to soften and heal.

Elspode · 10-07-2006, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

There are three dead men in a cabin. The cabin is surrounded by snow. There is a hole in the roof of the cabin. How did the men die?

Their airplane crashed in the mountains following a catastrophic decompression of the aircraft cabin?

Spexxvet · 10-07-2006, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

There are three dead men in a cabin. The cabin is surrounded by snow. There is a hole in the roof of the cabin. How did the men die?

A man fell out of a plane and crashed through the cabin roof, lending on the other two, killing all three.

A meteor crashed through the roof and killed all three.

The weight of the snow collapsed the roof, killing all three.

The kerosene heater they were using to keep warm exploded, killing the three men and putting a hole in the roof.

One of the men used the unfortunate combination of "bomb" and "Al-Qaeda" in the same phone conversation. The NSA sent in some black ops guys, who attacked from above, killing all three men.

wolf · 10-07-2006, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Their airplane crashed in the mountains following a catastrophic decompression of the aircraft cabin?

Correct.

Spexxvet · 10-07-2006, 11:39 AM

What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Hint:

10-06-2006, 08:09 PM	#16
Hoof Hearted ...you smell something? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Monroe, GA Posts: 420	Here's one: A cowboy had to go the the big city. He left the ranch on Sunday and returned on Sunday. He was only gone four days. How did he do it? __________________ I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu...Hey, look! A horse!

10-06-2006, 08:11 PM	#17
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	sunday was the horse!! edit to rephrase what I mean...i need to stop working and trying to be smart all at the same time. I meant that the horse's name is sunday. right? __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better." Last edited by KinkyVixen; 10-06-2006 at 08:19 PM.

10-06-2006, 09:36 PM	#18
Hoof Hearted ...you smell something? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Monroe, GA Posts: 420	Dag nabbit! You're GOOD! __________________ I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu...Hey, look! A horse!

10-06-2006, 10:46 PM	#20
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	European. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-06-2006, 10:46 PM	#21
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	There are three dead men in a cabin. The cabin is surrounded by snow. There is a hole in the roof of the cabin. How did the men die? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-06-2006, 10:16 PM	#19
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	If you're American before you go into the bathroom, and you're American after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

10-06-2006, 11:15 PM	#23
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	riddle me riddle me rot tot tote: a little wee man in a red red coat a staff in his hand and a stone in his throat tell me this riddle and I'll give you a groat. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-06-2006, 11:17 PM	#24
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	In marble halls as white as milk lined with skin as soft as silk within a palace crystal clear a golden apple doth appear. no walls there are to this stronghold yet thieves break in to steal the gold. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-07-2006, 09:32 AM	#25
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	footfootfoot--first one is a cherry (well done, Mr. Nutkin!) Second is an egg. Fine riddles. Now, what is the answer to wolf's? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-07-2006, 09:35 AM	#26
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	My first doth affliction denote, Which my second is destin'd to feel And my whole is the best antidote That affliction to soften and heal. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-07-2006, 11:39 AM	#30
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	What's brown and sounds like a bell? Hint: __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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