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Old 10-10-2006, 09:25 PM   #16
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$455.50 if truth be told. I don't really see what in that list is so bad. But then I didn't crap in the pool.
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Old 10-10-2006, 09:58 PM   #17
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I think we should add some: Lied to your parents, Hit the house with your car, Mooed at a fat person (it was an accident I swear), Given into road rage, and Killed your sister's cat. Then I would not be such a good girl standing at $170.50. In addition to the oral in the car we should add making out and having sex in a car.
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Old 10-10-2006, 10:04 PM   #18
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$165.50 Am I a Goody-Two-Shoes? Please tell me I'm not...I peed in the pool...
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Old 10-10-2006, 10:17 PM   #19
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$320, but I later married her, so I should get a discount.




plus $.50, if you want to get pissy about it.
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Old 10-10-2006, 10:22 PM   #20
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Old 10-10-2006, 10:30 PM   #21
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Old 10-10-2006, 11:47 PM   #22
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I'm a lifeguard, I'm allowed to pee in the pool!
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:17 AM   #23
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I'm just glad that I don't need to count multiple times.
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:43 AM   #24
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I think we should add some: Lied to your parents, Hit the house with your car, Mooed at a fat person (it was an accident I swear), Given into road rage, and Killed your sister's cat. Then I would not be such a good girl standing at $170.50. In addition to the oral in the car we should add making out and having sex in a car.
What dollar value would you give them?
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:50 AM   #25
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What dollar value would you give them?
Lied to parents $5
Mooed at a fat person (even if it was an accident I didn't apologize ) $50
Run into the house w/ car: $10
Road rage: $5
Sex in a car: $10
Makeout in a car: $5
Killed sisters cat: $25

That would bring me up to...$280.50
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:57 AM   #26
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Mooing at a fat person costs more than hitting a house with a car, sex in a car and killing a cat together?

Gimme my keys...
I could owe $45 for last night alone...
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:01 AM   #27
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Mooing at a fat person costs more than hitting a house with a car, sex in a car and killing a cat together?

Gimme my keys...
I could owe $45 for last night alone...
Well I feel bad I hurt another person's feelings, fat people shouldn't have to face that kind of...cruelty.
No one discovered my running into the house for months, i didn't hit it very hard, and my brother had done worse damage when he did it (they discovered both at the same time). Sex in the car is...um good for you? right you know forces you to be more inventive and such... and that cat was evil...it deserved to die. but my sis was a bit upset, she's better now.
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:18 AM   #28
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Well I feel bad I hurt another person's feelings, fat people shouldn't have to face that kind of...cruelty.
No one discovered my running into the house for months, i didn't hit it very hard, and my brother had done worse damage when he did it (they discovered both at the same time). Sex in the car is...um good for you? right you know forces you to be more inventive and such... and that cat was evil...it deserved to die. but my sis was a bit upset, she's better now.
Well, was this person chubby, or are we talking "Let's see how far I can strech human skin before it explodes"? Trust me. I seen it. It ain't nice.

As per hitting the house - Deny, deny, deny.
Yes, sex in the car is good.
I don't care for cats.
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:29 AM   #29
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I can't believe anyone would moo at a fat person regardless of whether they were just a bit chubby or very large.

Certainly changes my perspective that's for sure.
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:35 AM   #30
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Wow...I had to push to get past $100 on the original list. But I can claim all but the mooing and cat killing on MTP's list.

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