The Tow Truck Driver and the Princess - Page 2

zippyt · 11-12-2006, 09:32 PM

It sounds like this bitch needs to pay for the tow truck , and be PERMENTLY DROPPED from your list of friends !!!
She has probley always had Daddy or some body bail her out , she is rideing for a FALL , stay clear !!!!!!!

Pangloss62 · 11-12-2006, 10:11 PM

So just why is it that this "Princess" is a friend of yours?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-12-2006, 10:27 PM

I say forgive and forget the $60.

Take out a life insurance policy on her

Take her for a ride in the mountains to see the first heavy snowfall.

lumberjim · 11-12-2006, 10:30 PM

But....

Is the Princess' name Tyler Durden, by any chance?

zippyt · 11-12-2006, 10:45 PM

Is the Princess' name Tyler Durden, by any chance?

This Dude ??

DucksNuts · 11-12-2006, 11:08 PM

Holy crap zippy, thats the best pic I've seen today!!!

Clodfobble · 11-12-2006, 11:10 PM

It's from the movie Fight Club, zippy. That's some strange artwork--looks nothing like Brad Pitt on the one hand, but at the same time the shot is definitely recognizable from the movie.

Aliantha · 11-12-2006, 11:17 PM

...if only that wasn't a cartoon...

Hoof Hearted · 11-12-2006, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marichiko

Yes, a good time was had by all.

I know it has ME chuckle-ing merrily along! Quite entertaining from the outside, but I bet it wasn't any picnic for you.

11-13-2006, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Pangloss62

So just why is it that this "Princess" is a friend of yours?

She's not. She's an acquaitance I've seen around town, and one day we got to talking (she must have taken her meds that day), and she suggested we get together since we're both single and at lose ends. Sounded reasonable to me - little did I know. She is NOT my friend - not now, anyway.

@ LJ, her name is not currently Tyler Durden, but she did spend a stint in the midwest if that helps any.

WabUfvot5 · 11-13-2006, 04:10 AM

Ugh, that annoys the hell out of me. Be nice and chat with somebody and the next thing you know you have a lunatic in your life.

Flint · 11-13-2006, 09:44 AM

What it sounds like to me is this bitch stole some money from you, plain and simple. The rest of the story, while amusing (froom a distance) doesn't excuse or give context to the fact that this person grabbed your purse and took your money. The response to this could go along several lines: #1 the immediate, decisive, punch in the face (optionally, you could spit on her while she's lying there, stunned) #2 the hassle of intervention of police, justice system, etc. or #3 the slow, simmering response where, for instance, you smash in the windsheild of her car and take a piss on her upholstry. I mean, those are just off the top of my head. Maybe you could sabotage her business, and bankrupt her.

yesman065 · 11-13-2006, 12:54 PM

Hmmm - $60 eh. I wouldn't waste time trying to get it back unless I knew some logistics, but . . . does she have a cell phone??? Call her like 50 times a day from a land line and use up all her minutes. If she answers just talk her ear off about the most senseless crap going on and on till her ears bleed. Leaving voicemails is great too - they cost minutes to listen to.

bbro · 11-13-2006, 12:59 PM

Me, I personally would have stopped it when she put her hand in my purse. NO ONE goes in my purse without my permission unless I have known them half my life or more.

Since she was the one who called the driver, it was her expense, not yours. You had it under control.

Sundae · 11-13-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by yesman065

Hmmm - $60 eh. I wouldn't waste time trying to get it back unless I knew some logistics, but . . . does she have a cell phone??? Call her like 50 times a day from a land line and use up all her minutes. If she answers just talk her ear off about the most senseless crap going on and on till her ears bleed. Leaving voicemails is great too - they cost minutes to listen to.

Does it work like that? In the UK you don't pay/ use your free minutes for calls received unless you're abroad. And many tariffs don't charge you for voicemail either (mine doesn't)

Good idea - but look into it first rather than chance wasting your money. I'm all for sneaky revenge rather than confrontation....

11-12-2006, 09:32 PM	#16
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	It sounds like this bitch needs to pay for the tow truck , and be PERMENTLY DROPPED from your list of friends !!! She has probley always had Daddy or some body bail her out , she is rideing for a FALL , stay clear !!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-12-2006, 10:11 PM	#17
Pangloss62 Lecturer Join Date: May 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 768	Huh? So just why is it that this "Princess" is a friend of yours? __________________ Things are never as good, or bad, as they seem.

11-12-2006, 10:27 PM	#18
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I say forgive and forget the $60. Take out a life insurance policy on her Take her for a ride in the mountains to see the first heavy snowfall. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-12-2006, 10:30 PM	#19
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i tried. ireally tried to JUST stay out of it. But.... Is the Princess' name Tyler Durden, by any chance? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-12-2006, 10:45 PM	#20
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Is the Princess' name Tyler Durden, by any chance? This Dude ?? Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-12-2006, 11:08 PM	#21
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Holy crap zippy, thats the best pic I've seen today!!!

11-12-2006, 11:10 PM	#22
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	It's from the movie Fight Club, zippy. That's some strange artwork--looks nothing like Brad Pitt on the one hand, but at the same time the shot is definitely recognizable from the movie.

11-12-2006, 11:17 PM	#23
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	...if only that wasn't a cartoon... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-13-2006, 04:10 AM	#26
WabUfvot5 Operations Operative Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 634	Ugh, that annoys the hell out of me. Be nice and chat with somebody and the next thing you know you have a lunatic in your life.

11-13-2006, 09:44 AM	#27
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	What it sounds like to me is this bitch stole some money from you, plain and simple. The rest of the story, while amusing (froom a distance) doesn't excuse or give context to the fact that this person grabbed your purse and took your money. The response to this could go along several lines: #1 the immediate, decisive, punch in the face (optionally, you could spit on her while she's lying there, stunned) #2 the hassle of intervention of police, justice system, etc. or #3 the slow, simmering response where, for instance, you smash in the windsheild of her car and take a piss on her upholstry. I mean, those are just off the top of my head. Maybe you could sabotage her business, and bankrupt her. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-13-2006, 12:54 PM	#28
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Hmmm - $60 eh. I wouldn't waste time trying to get it back unless I knew some logistics, but . . . does she have a cell phone??? Call her like 50 times a day from a land line and use up all her minutes. If she answers just talk her ear off about the most senseless crap going on and on till her ears bleed. Leaving voicemails is great too - they cost minutes to listen to.

11-13-2006, 12:59 PM	#29
bbro Insert witty comment here Join Date: May 2004 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 2,182	Me, I personally would have stopped it when she put her hand in my purse. NO ONE goes in my purse without my permission unless I have known them half my life or more. Since she was the one who called the driver, it was her expense, not yours. You had it under control.

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