You know you've been a Cellar member too long when... - Page 2

Elspode · 03-15-2007, 08:37 AM

...you realize that you are physically incapable of restraining yourself from posting hateful responses to Christospam.

Shawnee123 · 03-15-2007, 09:01 AM

...you tell your family and co-workers that your buddy "GazpachoHeadLice" said the most astute thing regarding peace in the middle east and the implications for natural selection and economic divisions.

barefoot serpent · 03-15-2007, 09:42 AM

you have withdrawal symptoms if UT fails to post the IotD before noon.

monster · 03-15-2007, 11:06 AM

you have to restrain yourself from mentioning the Obelix Goatse carousel picture during coffee with the playgroup moms when one of them mentions that she has an Obelix Jelly/Jello mould

Madman · 03-15-2007, 02:15 PM

You're not longer considered a forum lurker...

Kagen4o4 · 03-15-2007, 03:11 PM

you have fantasies about involving 2 people you've never met and how no idea what they look like

*cough* ducks'n'bri *cough**splutter*

glatt · 03-15-2007, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

you have fantasies about involving 2 people you've never met and how no idea what they look like

*cough* ducks'n'bri *cough**splutter*

Then you've missed THE thread.

Spexxvet · 03-15-2007, 03:53 PM

You feel lost and confused when there's a reference that you don't understand because you can't keep up with every Goddamn thread around here.

Sheldonrs · 03-15-2007, 05:44 PM

...you tell your friends who know your web habits how much time you spend in the cellar and they DON'T automatically assume you are building a bomb, burying a body or sending explosives through the mail.

Beestie · 03-16-2007, 08:08 AM

...When you are afraid to click on this thread for fear that an arrow will shoot out and nail you right between the eyes.

Shawnee123 · 03-16-2007, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

...When you are afraid to click on this thread for fear that an arrow will shoot out and nail you right between the eyes.

lol Beestie, I've always wondered exactly where that smilie would be entirely appropriate and relevant!

wolf · 03-16-2007, 11:10 AM

You see a thread title and know within two guesses who started the thread.

Spexxvet · 03-16-2007, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

You see a thread title and know within two guesses who started the thread.

And what it's going to be about.

Sun_Sparkz · 03-20-2007, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

And what it's going to be about.

And its life expectancy incorportaed with the precise approximate amount of replies the thread will have.

in the case of a sparkie thread - 2 hours and 0 replies

skysidhe · 03-20-2007, 02:11 PM

When a certain thread seems particularly witty and charming.

03-15-2007, 08:37 AM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	...you realize that you are physically incapable of restraining yourself from posting hateful responses to Christospam. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-15-2007, 09:01 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	...you tell your family and co-workers that your buddy "GazpachoHeadLice" said the most astute thing regarding peace in the middle east and the implications for natural selection and economic divisions. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-15-2007, 09:42 AM	#3
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	you have withdrawal symptoms if UT fails to post the IotD before noon. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

03-15-2007, 11:06 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you have to restrain yourself from mentioning the Obelix Goatse carousel picture during coffee with the playgroup moms when one of them mentions that she has an Obelix Jelly/Jello mould __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-15-2007, 03:11 PM	#6
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	you have fantasies about involving 2 people you've never met and how no idea what they look like cough ducks'n'bri coughsplutter __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-15-2007, 02:15 PM	#5
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	You're not longer considered a forum lurker...

03-15-2007, 03:53 PM	#8
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	You feel lost and confused when there's a reference that you don't understand because you can't keep up with every Goddamn thread around here. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-15-2007, 05:44 PM	#9
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	...you tell your friends who know your web habits how much time you spend in the cellar and they DON'T automatically assume you are building a bomb, burying a body or sending explosives through the mail. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-16-2007, 08:08 AM	#10
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	...When you are afraid to click on this thread for fear that an arrow will shoot out and nail you right between the eyes. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

03-16-2007, 11:10 AM	#12
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You see a thread title and know within two guesses who started the thread. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-20-2007, 02:11 PM	#15
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	When a certain thread seems particularly witty and charming.

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