July 11, 2007: Man dressed as tree robs bank - Page 2

Flint · 07-11-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

If a man dressed as a dress robbed a bank in the woods,
and nobody was there, would it make any noise?

Shawnee123 · 07-11-2007, 04:22 PM

LMAO

Spexxvet · 07-11-2007, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

That's pretty funny. I missed that.

Spexx, did you mean "dressed like a tree" rather than "dressed like a dress."

Uh....yeah.

SPUCK · 07-12-2007, 05:39 AM

Stupid bank... They had no herbicide??

Shawnee123 · 07-12-2007, 08:47 AM

I'm still trying to get this straight in my head:

Guy duct tapes branches to himself. Guy walks into bank. Customers and bankers wonder why a tree is moving about the building, but no need to alarm security or take any security type steps. Tree guy has no weapon. Tree walks up to teller, demands cash, and walks out of building with a grand.

What happens next? Tree guy rips duct-taped branches from body (no short task, I would think) and runs like the wind out of there. He disappears so well that by the time he is caught, he has managed to spend some of the money.

This story has more holes than a tree with squirrels living in it.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-12-2007, 04:14 PM

There is no law against dressing like a tree.

Bank tellers are instructed to cooperate with demands for money, weapon or not, hit the alarm and not give chase. The money is insured and it's the cops business to catch them, not the tellers.

Most important, nobody gets hurt, which could cost the bank millions instead of a few thousand.

Sheldonrs · 07-14-2007, 03:22 AM

I guess money really is the root of all evil.

milkfish · 07-14-2007, 11:14 AM

Try pulling this stunt in Brazil and when you're caught you'll be burnt for charcoal.

yesman065 · 07-16-2007, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I guess money really is the root of all evil.

You mean tree- vil?

Anada · 07-25-2007, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Coign

Don't laugh, that is his super power. To grow flimsy branches. If that is the only power you have, you would use it to.

hahahahaha.. do you think that is his only super power?
weird things people can do!

07-11-2007, 04:22 PM	#17
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	LMAO __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-12-2007, 08:47 AM	#20
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm still trying to get this straight in my head: Guy duct tapes branches to himself. Guy walks into bank. Customers and bankers wonder why a tree is moving about the building, but no need to alarm security or take any security type steps. Tree guy has no weapon. Tree walks up to teller, demands cash, and walks out of building with a grand. What happens next? Tree guy rips duct-taped branches from body (no short task, I would think) and runs like the wind out of there. He disappears so well that by the time he is caught, he has managed to spend some of the money. This story has more holes than a tree with squirrels living in it. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-12-2007, 04:14 PM	#21
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	There is no law against dressing like a tree. Bank tellers are instructed to cooperate with demands for money, weapon or not, hit the alarm and not give chase. The money is insured and it's the cops business to catch them, not the tellers. Most important, nobody gets hurt, which could cost the bank millions instead of a few thousand. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-14-2007, 03:22 AM	#22
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I guess money really is the root of all evil. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

07-14-2007, 11:14 AM	#23
milkfish A serene breakdown Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern NJ, USA Posts: 266	Try pulling this stunt in Brazil and when you're caught you'll be burnt for charcoal. __________________ A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey Lauren Adams

07-12-2007, 05:39 AM	#19
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Stupid bank... They had no herbicide??

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