Stupid shit to do with money - Page 2

Shawnee123 · 07-17-2007, 04:54 PM

What I would do with a boatload of money:

Quit this job
Then I'd quit this job.
After that, I'd probably quit this job again.
And in case it didn't take, I'd quit this job. I might go into the office of the Prez and take a poo on his desk, just for good measure.

Yeah, gross.

07-17-2007, 05:14 PM

Hard to think of stupid shit... I would hire specialists and try to live longer and start a charity.
Would buy a lot of music, I don't think that's stupid.
Oh, I want a submarine.
Reunite Digital Underground even if it's against their will, perhaps on the submarine.
Oh, minions... lots of minions.

glatt · 07-17-2007, 05:34 PM

I'd build a castle on the summit of a big hill. It would have a secret cave entrance down at the bottom of the hill and regular entrances on the ground level up at the summit. There would be a zip line going down to the bottom of the hill, and my friends would all live down there. I'd use my zip line to visit them.

Oh and there would be one room in my castle that would have shag carpet on all the walls and floor. There would be a root beer machine so whenever I wanted something to drink, I could just grab for the dispenser hose. Another room would have a big trampoline floor. Also one with an indoor pool. A go cart track in one large room too.

I've been thinking about this since I was 8.

07-17-2007, 05:59 PM

Ok batman.

Perry Winkle · 07-17-2007, 06:03 PM

Travel
Learn languages
Write
One month each year do physical labor building homes and infrastructure in developing nations (no, they don't get cash. The bastards can earn their own.)

07-17-2007, 06:17 PM

Gatt... can I be your nemesis?

glatt · 07-17-2007, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Gatt... can I be your nemesis?

No. You have a death ray. I'm not crazy.

jinx · 07-17-2007, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

You'd be happy till you discovered there was no fresh water source, the bugs would be intolerable, no one would be able to visit (that may not be a bad thing), and a small tusnami would ruin all your fun... forever.

None of those things were bad enough to talk Marlon Brando out of "buying" it. I'm sure I'd be just fine...

zippyt · 07-17-2007, 10:15 PM

With Bill Gates money she could hire kids to catch them for a bounty per bug !!

Flint · 07-17-2007, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Can one get their head chromed?

Doowutchyalike...

Urbane Guerrilla · 07-18-2007, 01:01 AM

Nobody's mentioned this one yet.

Along America's highways and byways:

"1000 Dollars Fine For Littering."

Shawnee123 · 07-18-2007, 08:16 AM

Well, that took me a second, UG. Good one!

Urbane Guerrilla · 07-19-2007, 02:01 AM

[BugsBunny] Messy, isn't it?[/Bugs]

Cicero · 07-19-2007, 05:03 PM

I would slowly turn myself into a super-computer. Then I could waste more time here with even more convenience.
What? That's not stupid......

Urbane Guerrilla · 07-20-2007, 03:29 AM

...it's Borg!

How to neutralize those wicked Borg-anizers: get them arguing with a Vogon about whether resistance is futile or useless.

07-17-2007, 04:54 PM	#16
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	What I would do with a boatload of money: Quit this job Then I'd quit this job. After that, I'd probably quit this job again. And in case it didn't take, I'd quit this job. I might go into the office of the Prez and take a poo on his desk, just for good measure. Yeah, gross. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-17-2007, 10:15 PM	#24
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	With Bill Gates money she could hire kids to catch them for a bounty per bug !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-18-2007, 01:01 AM	#26
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Nobody's mentioned this one yet. Along America's highways and byways: "1000 Dollars Fine For Littering." __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

07-18-2007, 08:16 AM	#27
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Well, that took me a second, UG. Good one! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-19-2007, 02:01 AM	#28
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	[BugsBunny] Messy, isn't it?[/Bugs] __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

07-17-2007, 05:14 PM	#17
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Hard to think of stupid shit... I would hire specialists and try to live longer and start a charity. Would buy a lot of music, I don't think that's stupid. Oh, I want a submarine. Reunite Digital Underground even if it's against their will, perhaps on the submarine. Oh, minions... lots of minions.

07-17-2007, 05:34 PM	#18
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'd build a castle on the summit of a big hill. It would have a secret cave entrance down at the bottom of the hill and regular entrances on the ground level up at the summit. There would be a zip line going down to the bottom of the hill, and my friends would all live down there. I'd use my zip line to visit them. Oh and there would be one room in my castle that would have shag carpet on all the walls and floor. There would be a root beer machine so whenever I wanted something to drink, I could just grab for the dispenser hose. Another room would have a big trampoline floor. Also one with an indoor pool. A go cart track in one large room too. I've been thinking about this since I was 8.

07-17-2007, 05:59 PM	#19
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Ok batman.

07-17-2007, 06:03 PM	#20
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Travel Learn languages Write One month each year do physical labor building homes and infrastructure in developing nations (no, they don't get cash. The bastards can earn their own.)

07-17-2007, 06:17 PM	#21
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Gatt... can I be your nemesis?

07-19-2007, 05:03 PM	#29
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I would slowly turn myself into a super-computer. Then I could waste more time here with even more convenience. What? That's not stupid......

07-20-2007, 03:29 AM	#30
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	...it's Borg! How to neutralize those wicked Borg-anizers: get them arguing with a Vogon about whether resistance is futile or useless. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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