In which ways are you above average? - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 08-05-2007, 03:25 PM

You're thinking of big shtick.

DanaC · 08-05-2007, 06:13 PM

I'm thinking of big schtick....did I say that out loud?

lumberjim · 08-05-2007, 08:27 PM

i'm above average at having things that i'm above average at.

zippyt · 08-05-2007, 08:36 PM

Watch this all the way to the end ,

elSicomoro · 08-05-2007, 09:16 PM

My awesomeness is so above average.

I know that there are some things that I am definitely above average on, and other things that I think I'm above average on. But I don't like talking about them. I toot my horn when I see fit, but most of the time, I just like being me and going about my business.

DanaC · 08-05-2007, 09:28 PM

I can roll perfect cigarettes...

...which for someone who's given up smoking is about as useless a skill as I can imagine...

... almost as useless as the intermittently, brilliant impressions I can do. Note: intermittently...I am better than average at impressions, in that I can't always do an impression, but when I can it's very, very good...

Elspode · 08-05-2007, 11:50 PM

I am above average in my ability to absorb mindless bullshit in my life without actually feeling compelled to kill anyone.

JuancoRocks · 08-06-2007, 01:04 AM

I am originally from Lake Woebegone where all the children are above average......So I guess that's it.

HungLikeJesus · 08-06-2007, 05:29 PM

If your IQ is over 100, you're above average.

What's your IQ?

Pie · 08-06-2007, 05:35 PM

My weight?

Cicero · 08-06-2007, 05:50 PM

Does someone want to explain the question?

Uisge Beatha · 08-06-2007, 05:56 PM

Uh, Cicero, is that a trick question where I'm supposed to explain your question about explaining the question or.........um....I'm confused.

Oh, yeah! I'm above average in my ability to get confused.

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Originally Posted by HLJ

What's your IQ?

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Originally Posted by Pie

My weight?

Damn, if my IQ were my weight, I wouldn't get so confused. Heck, I'd be running this planet!

DucksNuts · 08-06-2007, 08:57 PM

Is that in kgs or pounds?....coz my weight in kgs would probably equate to the IQ of most of the world leaders.

08-06-2007, 09:06 PM

As a teacher I know that everyone is talented in their own way and no one is average.

theotherguy · 08-06-2007, 10:06 PM

I am above average at finding tremendous humor in Sanford and Son. Sure, others find it quite funny, but I, think it is was one of the funniest shows ever. What? You disagree? DO NOT make me come up there and kick your ass!

08-05-2007, 03:25 PM	#16
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You're thinking of big shtick. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-05-2007, 08:27 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'm above average at having things that i'm above average at. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-05-2007, 08:36 PM	#19
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Watch this all the way to the end , __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-05-2007, 11:50 PM	#22
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I am above average in my ability to absorb mindless bullshit in my life without actually feeling compelled to kill anyone. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-06-2007, 01:04 AM	#23
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	In which ways are you above average? I am originally from Lake Woebegone where all the children are above average......So I guess that's it.

08-05-2007, 06:13 PM	#17
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I'm thinking of big schtick....did I say that out loud?

08-05-2007, 09:16 PM	#20
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	My awesomeness is so above average. I know that there are some things that I am definitely above average on, and other things that I think I'm above average on. But I don't like talking about them. I toot my horn when I see fit, but most of the time, I just like being me and going about my business.

08-05-2007, 09:28 PM	#21
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I can roll perfect cigarettes... ...which for someone who's given up smoking is about as useless a skill as I can imagine... ... almost as useless as the intermittently, brilliant impressions I can do. Note: intermittently...I am better than average at impressions, in that I can't always do an impression, but when I can it's very, very good...

08-06-2007, 05:29 PM	#24
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	If your IQ is over 100, you're above average. What's your IQ? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-06-2007, 05:35 PM	#25
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	My weight? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

08-06-2007, 05:50 PM	#26
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Does someone want to explain the question?

08-06-2007, 08:57 PM	#28
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Is that in kgs or pounds?....coz my weight in kgs would probably equate to the IQ of most of the world leaders.

08-06-2007, 09:06 PM	#29
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	As a teacher I know that everyone is talented in their own way and no one is average.

08-06-2007, 10:06 PM	#30
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	I am above average at finding tremendous humor in Sanford and Son. Sure, others find it quite funny, but I, think it is was one of the funniest shows ever. What? You disagree? DO NOT make me come up there and kick your ass! __________________ I should be working.

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