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Drax · 08-07-2007, 11:10 PM

Ok, here's a classic.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

Stormieweather · 08-11-2007, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drax

Ok, here's a classic.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

Yes, actually. He was quite charming....

In the end, however, he tried to destroy me, as all devils do.

Have you ever done something that hurt you, just so you could feel (and get lost in) the pain?

DucksNuts · 08-08-2007, 05:14 AM

Have you ever been masturbating and had your boss' voice come on the radio?

Me? Nooooo, I havent ever!!! but I can imagine it would seriously suck.

lumberjim · 08-08-2007, 05:20 AM

especially if you'd just been thinking about him.

DucksNuts · 08-08-2007, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

especially if you'd just been thinking about him.

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Aliantha · 08-08-2007, 06:54 AM

I don't generally listen to the radio when I masturbate

Weird Harold · 08-08-2007, 03:41 PM

Have you ever wondered if someone on this forum is famous? It seams like a great anonymous way to mingle with the common folk. If I was George Bush I would join a liberal blog, and be the loudest voice criticizing the administration, just to fuck with people.

08-08-2007, 04:04 PM

Fallen into a rotten cow carcass or pond of human shit?

zippyt · 08-08-2007, 04:15 PM

Have you ever sat in a fox hole and let a 52 TON Tank roll over the hole ??

08-08-2007, 05:18 PM

Nope... scary.

spudcon · 08-08-2007, 05:41 PM

Have you ever confused your cat?

DanaC · 08-08-2007, 05:54 PM

Not sure, but Ducks freaked the fuck out of her dog just recently :P

Aliantha · 08-09-2007, 04:06 AM

I once fell into a little creek that had lots of cow shit in it. That's kind of a have you ever. Actually, I had my belly button pierced at the time and it got infected and I had to remove it or get antibiotics. I chose to remove it.

DanaC · 08-09-2007, 04:08 AM

Wow....so the funny story is actuallly quite gory in the end :P

Aliantha · 08-09-2007, 04:30 AM

it was very gory. It was so infected by the time I finally decided I had to bite the bullet that I had to use needle nose pliers to get it undone.

08-08-2007, 05:20 AM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	especially if you'd just been thinking about him. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-08-2007, 06:54 AM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I don't generally listen to the radio when I masturbate __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-08-2007, 03:41 PM	#7
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	Have you ever wondered if someone on this forum is famous? It seams like a great anonymous way to mingle with the common folk. If I was George Bush I would join a liberal blog, and be the loudest voice criticizing the administration, just to fuck with people. __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

08-08-2007, 04:15 PM	#9
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Have you ever sat in a fox hole and let a 52 TON Tank roll over the hole ?? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-09-2007, 04:06 AM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I once fell into a little creek that had lots of cow shit in it. That's kind of a have you ever. Actually, I had my belly button pierced at the time and it got infected and I had to remove it or get antibiotics. I chose to remove it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-07-2007, 11:10 PM	#1
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	Ok, here's a classic. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

08-08-2007, 05:14 AM	#3
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Have you ever been masturbating and had your boss' voice come on the radio? Me? Nooooo, I havent ever!!! but I can imagine it would seriously suck.

08-08-2007, 04:04 PM	#8
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Fallen into a rotten cow carcass or pond of human shit?

08-08-2007, 05:18 PM	#10
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Nope... scary.

08-08-2007, 05:41 PM	#11
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Have you ever confused your cat?

08-08-2007, 05:54 PM	#12
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Not sure, but Ducks freaked the fuck out of her dog just recently :P

08-09-2007, 04:08 AM	#14
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Wow....so the funny story is actuallly quite gory in the end :P

08-09-2007, 04:30 AM	#15
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	it was very gory. It was so infected by the time I finally decided I had to bite the bullet that I had to use needle nose pliers to get it undone. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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