Nominee for Worst (or Best) Mugshot Ever - Page 2

jinx · 09-24-2007, 10:21 AM

Looks like he's been doodled on.... like a high school kid's notebook cover or jeans.

dar512 · 09-24-2007, 11:35 AM

Re: tatoo face

If you were dyslexic, would you read this guy wrong?

Razzmatazz13 · 09-24-2007, 01:36 PM

I'm wondering why tattoface thinks he could get away with *ANY* crime...all dolled up like that.

Idiot on so many levels.

Officer: Ma'am, can you describe the man who took your purse?

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Originally Posted by jinx

Looks like he's been doodled on.... like a high school kid's notebook cover or jeans.

Officer: Oh, right, that guy. BRB we'll get your purse back.

freshnesschronic · 09-24-2007, 02:16 PM

Link glatt?
Intrigued, I am.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-24-2007, 05:35 PM

I remember reading about his escape. I think the manhunt was in Utah, because I remember wondering how he could not be spotted.

Flint · 09-24-2007, 11:18 PM

I was gonna put a "Don't tase me, bro!" tattoo on that guy's face, but I couldn't stand to look at it long enough to even get started.

HungLikeJesus · 09-25-2007, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I remember reading about his escape. I think the manhunt was in Utah, because I remember wondering how he could not be spotted.

Spotted? Are you punnin?

glatt · 09-27-2007, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

Link glatt?
Intrigued, I am.

Sorry, no. Just going off my memory of the news coverage. I wouldn't be surprised if you could find his mugshot over at the Smoking Gun to get his name, and then do a Google news search on his name to get the details of the story.

ZenGum · 10-11-2007, 11:48 AM

Nice work all, a mighty funny thread

Police must love tattooed crooks. Well, love them for getting tattoos. Oh you know what I mean.

wolf · 10-11-2007, 01:17 PM

Most intoxicated celebrities have the worst mugshots ever.

Especially Nick Nolte, James Brown, and Pee Wee Herman. I would have included Rip Torn in the list, but he looks kind of used up under the best of circumstances.

theotherguy · 10-11-2007, 04:37 PM

Nick Nolte's is one of my favorite.

Mockingbird · 10-11-2007, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

You are so judgmental!

I know an inked-up guy around these parts...not a spot uncovered (that I can see.) Do you think one day they will hate themselves for doing that?

I always imagine that once they get old the skin will wrinkle until the tattoo that said 'IM A TOTAL BADASS' says something like 'MARTHA GET MY MEDS'

I don't know. I thought about getting one on the back of my neck that said, "If found please return to:" then my address. That would actually be helpful when I pass out drunk somewhere. Unfortunately, I move too much.

bluecuracao · 10-11-2007, 05:21 PM

It would be helpful when you get old, too, in case you wander off somewhere. But yeah, you'd have to be living in the same place.

LOL, wrinkly skin with tattoos would be like Mad fold-ins.

09-24-2007, 10:21 AM	#16
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Looks like he's been doodled on.... like a high school kid's notebook cover or jeans. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

09-24-2007, 11:35 AM	#17
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Re: tatoo face If you were dyslexic, would you read this guy wrong? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

09-24-2007, 11:18 PM	#21
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I was gonna put a "Don't tase me, bro!" tattoo on that guy's face, but I couldn't stand to look at it long enough to even get started. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-11-2007, 01:17 PM	#25
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Most intoxicated celebrities have the worst mugshots ever. Especially Nick Nolte, James Brown, and Pee Wee Herman. I would have included Rip Torn in the list, but he looks kind of used up under the best of circumstances. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-11-2007, 04:37 PM	#26
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	Nick Nolte's is one of my favorite. __________________ I should be working.

09-24-2007, 02:16 PM	#19
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Link glatt? Intrigued, I am.

09-24-2007, 05:35 PM	#20
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I remember reading about his escape. I think the manhunt was in Utah, because I remember wondering how he could not be spotted.

10-11-2007, 11:48 AM	#24
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Nice work all, a mighty funny thread Police must love tattooed crooks. Well, love them for getting tattoos. Oh you know what I mean.

10-11-2007, 05:21 PM	#28
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	It would be helpful when you get old, too, in case you wander off somewhere. But yeah, you'd have to be living in the same place. LOL, wrinkly skin with tattoos would be like Mad fold-ins.

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