5/30/2002: Earth First tactics - Page 2

Griff · 05-30-2002, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe
... as your corneas are gently annointed with various nonlethal salves and balms.

Nice imagery there.

elSicomoro · 05-31-2002, 05:12 PM

That's not some guy named Redge Peterson...that's Al Jourgensen of Ministry during one of his heroin-induced psychoses.

zeet · 06-02-2002, 10:13 AM

It says what happened here: http://www.montanaforum.com/rednews/...test.php?nnn=2

juju · 06-02-2002, 10:52 AM

Lol... they arrested the poor guy when he went to the bathroom!

Slight · 06-02-2002, 11:25 AM

Thanks zeet. That article was good.

It reminds me of how protesters have good intentions but tend to think with their hearts. Joe is right about the media coverage angle.

They seem to give up when they don't encounter resistance. Case in point: My mother is pro animal research and is on an animal ethics commitee. She takes it very seriously. Word came that protesters were going to picket our house. My mom used reverse psychology. When they showed, my mother went outside with me, and my sister and our dog and welcomed the protesters. She told them she was happy to let them protest their cause. They did not stay for long. Why protest someone who is not angered by your presence?

This dude seems pretty hoky, if you go to that much trouble (two cemment barrels) giving up after one day cheapens your dignity. Although I guess soiling yourself would do the same.

Seems like you could get them to let go of the bar by simply tickling them. I know one spot that always tickles.

Griff · 06-02-2002, 07:16 PM

Forgot his protester check list. 1) Depends brand undergarments

CharlieG · 06-03-2002, 07:00 AM

Simple - Nice tank of Nitrous gas, or an injection - Guy goes to sleep. - Move barrel

Less simple - get a jackhammer, and let him listen as I jackhammer the concrete out of the drum

More fun? As someone said - three dollys and a crane - gently lift

No media around? Chainsaw

No media REALLY around? C4

Best method for GOOD publicity? One feather, one domatrix

spinningfetus · 06-03-2002, 04:38 PM

Even better, use nature against them. Fireants would have him out in a jiffy...

Joe · 06-03-2002, 04:48 PM

Yeah, about half a coffee can full, right down the back of the shirt! He'd be out of there at 90mph, steels drums or no.

06-02-2002, 10:13 AM	#18
zeet Provocateur Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: olympia, wa Posts: 9	In case you want to read the story It says what happened here: http://www.montanaforum.com/rednews/...test.php?nnn=2

06-02-2002, 07:16 PM	#21
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Forgot his protester check list. 1) Depends brand undergarments __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-03-2002, 07:00 AM	#22
CharlieG Hoodoo Guru Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 301	Nice non leathal gas Simple - Nice tank of Nitrous gas, or an injection - Guy goes to sleep. - Move barrel Less simple - get a jackhammer, and let him listen as I jackhammer the concrete out of the drum More fun? As someone said - three dollys and a crane - gently lift No media around? Chainsaw No media REALLY around? C4 Best method for GOOD publicity? One feather, one domatrix

06-03-2002, 04:38 PM	#23
spinningfetus Major Inhabitant Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Between a rock and a hard place... Posts: 122	Even better, use nature against them. Fireants would have him out in a jiffy... __________________ Don't turn you back on the bottle, its never turned its back on you. -Boozy the Clown

06-03-2002, 04:48 PM	#24
Joe Master of the Domain Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 221	LOL Yeah, about half a coffee can full, right down the back of the shirt! He'd be out of there at 90mph, steels drums or no. __________________ One planet, many worlds.

05-31-2002, 05:12 PM	#17
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	That's not some guy named Redge Peterson...that's Al Jourgensen of Ministry during one of his heroin-induced psychoses.

06-02-2002, 10:52 AM	#19
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Lol... they arrested the poor guy when he went to the bathroom!

06-02-2002, 11:25 AM	#20
Slight Semi-Evil Genius Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Boulder CO Posts: 195	Thanks zeet. That article was good. It reminds me of how protesters have good intentions but tend to think with their hearts. Joe is right about the media coverage angle. They seem to give up when they don't encounter resistance. Case in point: My mother is pro animal research and is on an animal ethics commitee. She takes it very seriously. Word came that protesters were going to picket our house. My mom used reverse psychology. When they showed, my mother went outside with me, and my sister and our dog and welcomed the protesters. She told them she was happy to let them protest their cause. They did not stay for long. Why protest someone who is not angered by your presence? This dude seems pretty hoky, if you go to that much trouble (two cemment barrels) giving up after one day cheapens your dignity. Although I guess soiling yourself would do the same. Seems like you could get them to let go of the bar by simply tickling them. I know one spot that always tickles.

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