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To shreds, you say?
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smiled out loud!
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Love my Heffalumps
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Bruce I love the end result photo very cute, but honestly what stupid people they are, that elephant could probably out run their car anyway, why get so close.?????? Stupid stupid stupid people.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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not to mention the other person.
the one who took the picture.
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Maybe the picture was taken by another elephant.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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with a TRUNK CAM! LOL! that's what the elephants are really doing with those cameras--filming elephant porn!
these two are obviously perverts. into humanality.
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Operations Operative
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The woman is holding her nose because her driver, as recommended in the title, just crapped his pants.
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Elephant spunk...the new biofuel!
You can trust your truck to a great big pachyderm fuck! I gotta agree about the shocked expressions, though. I think they're less worried about what he's doing to the car with his fore trunk than they are with what he might be about to do with his aft trunk.
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#23 |
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I don't know, but I'd be a mite more concerned that the roof was buckling.
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amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
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Canned food? Testing the vacuum seal?
Recipes anyone? |
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
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Forget the metric system, I think we've just invented the elephant measurement system.
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See. Much more understandable than metric.
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OK, here's the story in the Telegraph.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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LMAO---"elephant schlongs per hour"
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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"OK look. I have here the original bill of rental for the vehicle, and on the list of dings and dents most certainly does not include a crushed roof with an elephant's footprint on it."
-- "Editor? Yes thanks for taking that, uh, certain special paragraph out of my story. Yes, in retrospect the bit about the penis doesn't really improve the piece. I know, we don't want to shock the safari tourists. I understand the couple has been given free dry-cleaning by the hotel." |
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Viewer of the Image
Join Date: Aug 2007
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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An elephant tried fucking a Rabbit
But he found that he just couldn't jab it After checking for cops He ripped off the top And with the tourists, he finally went at it or An elephant tried fucking a Rabbit But he found that he just couldn't jab it In his quest for some snatch He ripped off the hatch And found he finally could stab it Last edited by Gravdigr; 05-20-2008 at 02:34 PM. Reason: belated wit |
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