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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
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joe, I can't believe you posted for a board stretcher on craigslist and didn't get any replies. I'd have thought that would attract a lot of attention.
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
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and where's my black and white striped paint???
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 7,661
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Right next to your 100' of Flight line ,
close to your Snipe hunting Gear
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NSABFD
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: MS. usa
Posts: 3,908
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I need some slack. Anyone know where I can pick up a roll?
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I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch. |
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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I keep getting a mental image of people applying oil to the blinkers on horses.
(we call them indicators in the UK) |
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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Can I have my mechanic do this while he's fixing my brakelight rotors?
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Sadly, your brakelight rotors can't be repaired. They're cellular, modular, interactive-odular, so the whole unit has to be replaced with an expensive new one, from some third world shithole.
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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Don't forget that just a small amount of Flubber can turn your flivver into a flier.
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Ohio fisherman
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Ohio
Posts: 117
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Good advice Sarge. Luckily my mechanic always includes changing my blinker fluid at every oil change.
But I'm in the middle of repainting the window trim on my home and went to buy a ladder to get access to my second floor trim. Silly me! ![]() Aliantha, Lowe's sells camo paint. Check with them, they might carry striped paint in various color combinations. |
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
Posts: 7,208
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I washed the basement windows this morning. It took me hours to dig the holes for the ladder.
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Posts: 21,393
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A big one around here is asking the FNG to go get some Otis elevators and some fallopian tubes.
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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You can find fallopian tubes in the boxes on the maternity ward. fyi
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all hollowed out
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ridgecrest, CA
Posts: 982
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Any surgeon here is welcome to mine, I sure as hell don't need them anymore!
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The meanest Mom EVER!!!! |
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Posts: 21,393
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The problem is that you generally can't get to the ones on the maternity ward via the box, they are blocked. You have to go throught the belly button and the moms tend to protest.
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