Puns - made up on the spot - Page 2

richlevy · 01-07-2009, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Tin Man rusted

I like the phrasing on that. "Tin Roof. Rusted" is what Cindy Wilson shouts at the end of the B-52's "Love Shack". Apparently, the phrase means pregnant.

So I guess taking care of a baby is 'raising the roof'.

Juniper · 01-08-2009, 12:08 AM

Um...I wanted to study astronomy, but it was over my head?

Juniper · 01-08-2009, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

I like the phrasing on that. "Tin Roof. Rusted" is what Cindy Wilson shouts at the end of the B-52's "Love Shack". Apparently, the phrase means pregnant.

So I guess taking care of a baby is 'raising the roof'.

I always thought she said "You're what? Pregnant."

Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 07:59 AM

This weekend I was at the 'rents and my brothers and one wife and kids were there. I turned around 3 times and said "What am I?"

New Year's Revolutions.

Flint · 01-08-2009, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

That's a good one.

That's what she said.

capnhowdy · 01-11-2009, 10:18 AM

I was waiting on my order at mickied's the other day when one of the idiots working there asked "have you been waited on?" In a flash I replied "Not as much as you have!"

beauregaardhooligan · 01-17-2009, 11:11 AM

I was helping my parents and a bricklayer friend do some repairs on their brick house.
My Mom was showing me a technique to repair small cracks in the mortar using long, thin trowels of different widths and shapes.
(point&tuck/tuck&point?)
Anyway, I was having trouble getting the mortar to stick, and as my Mom watched, she said "Let me try."
She took my trowel but had no better luck than I did.
As she looked at the trowel, she said "Well, Edwin, your tool is just to big for the crack."
It was one of those moments when she realized what she was saying but it was to late to stop, and I couldn't let it pass.
"Well, Mom!" I said, "I've heard that before but never thought I'd hear it from you!"
We both started laughing so hard My Dad and friend came to see what was up, so we had to tell them also!

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monster · 07-18-2016, 08:41 PM

you're winging it, I see

beauregaardhooligan · 07-19-2016, 02:35 PM

If I wasn't such a gadfly that would really tick me off.

Gravdigr · 07-19-2016, 05:15 PM

I would make a pun, but, I'm kinda buzzed atm...

monster · 07-19-2016, 08:28 PM

you would bee

DanaC · 07-20-2016, 03:33 AM

Lousy puns, people.

Gravdigr · 07-20-2016, 10:33 AM

You're just nitpicking.

lumberjim · 07-20-2016, 05:56 PM

Dana's post was bugging me until I got the louse pun. I thought I had spied her being a pest and fleeing the scene.

01-08-2009, 07:59 AM	#19
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	This weekend I was at the 'rents and my brothers and one wife and kids were there. I turned around 3 times and said "What am I?" New Year's Revolutions. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-11-2009, 10:18 AM	#21
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I was waiting on my order at mickied's the other day when one of the idiots working there asked "have you been waited on?" In a flash I replied "Not as much as you have!" __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-12-2016, 03:20 PM	#23
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-18-2016, 08:41 PM	#24
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you're winging it, I see __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-19-2016, 05:15 PM	#26
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I would make a pun, but, I'm kinda buzzed atm... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-08-2009, 12:08 AM	#17
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Um...I wanted to study astronomy, but it was over my head?

01-17-2009, 11:11 AM	#22
beauregaardhooligan Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 323	I was helping my parents and a bricklayer friend do some repairs on their brick house. My Mom was showing me a technique to repair small cracks in the mortar using long, thin trowels of different widths and shapes. (point&tuck/tuck&point?) Anyway, I was having trouble getting the mortar to stick, and as my Mom watched, she said "Let me try." She took my trowel but had no better luck than I did. As she looked at the trowel, she said "Well, Edwin, your tool is just to big for the crack." It was one of those moments when she realized what she was saying but it was to late to stop, and I couldn't let it pass. "Well, Mom!" I said, "I've heard that before but never thought I'd hear it from you!" We both started laughing so hard My Dad and friend came to see what was up, so we had to tell them also!

07-19-2016, 02:35 PM	#25
beauregaardhooligan Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 323	If I wasn't such a gadfly that would really tick me off.

07-19-2016, 08:28 PM	#27
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you would bee __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-20-2016, 10:33 AM	#29
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You're just nitpicking. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-20-2016, 05:56 PM	#30
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Dana's post was bugging me until I got the louse pun. I thought I had spied her being a pest and fleeing the scene. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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