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12-31-2008, 04:57 PM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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when we do something... un-dudelike 
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12-31-2008, 04:01 PM
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Come on, cat.
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Not a movie line, but "What did you learn?" by Stewie Griffin kills me.
"Very flattering in the, uh, crotchal region" "Wash this" "Excuse me, bearfucker, do you need assistance?" "Chickenfucker!! Bwaaak!!"
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12-31-2008, 05:27 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Sparks: Hey Debbie, I have something for you.
Debbie: What is it? Sparks: A book. Debbie: What's the book? Sparks: A Modest Proposal. Debbie: By whom? Sparks: Johnathon Swift. Debbie: And what is the book about? Sparks: Eating babies. |
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12-31-2008, 06:00 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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allow myself to introduce...myself.
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01-02-2009, 07:17 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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[after Paul fires one of his workers]
Paul Moore: Now, if there's anything I can do for you... Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon. from Broadcast News
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12-31-2008, 06:21 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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I'm Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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12-31-2008, 08:44 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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lol...great examples!
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12-31-2008, 09:51 PM
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I can hear my ears
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I know what
you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis.
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01-01-2009, 06:35 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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- Would you call me selfish?
- Not to your face. Still makes me snigger. |
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01-02-2009, 01:25 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Don't you mean "snegro"?
Anyway --- "You're a sensitive boy, aren't you, Tommy?" "The goddam Germans ain't got nothin' to do wit it!" "Anybody know why Ritchie killed Bobby Lupo?" "You make my asshole itch." "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." My Wife uses one when somebody walks into her - (yelled) - "MY TIT! YOU BROKE MY TIT!"
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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01-06-2009, 09:27 PM
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Constitutional Scholar
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Here's some interesting trivia about that line... The original "pillow talk"-scene had Marla saying "I want to have your abortion". When this was objected to by Fox 2000 Pictures President of Production Laura Ziskin, David Fincher said he would change it on the proviso that the new line couldn't be cut. Ziskin agreed and Fincher wrote the replacement line, "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school". When Ziskin saw the new line, she was even more outraged and asked for the original line to be put back, but, as per their deal, Fincher refused.
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01-02-2009, 12:47 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Because I, am an actor!
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01-02-2009, 01:44 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Not a movie line, but I remember an old episode of M*A*S*H* where BJ walks into the tent and asks "What's so absorbing, junior?"
Subtle, didn't even use the laugh track.
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01-03-2009, 10:21 PM
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has a second hand user title
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another one: Hawkeye treats an Ethiopian who then thanks him in Ethiopian. Hawkeye responds: That's Haile Selassie of you. (sp?)
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01-03-2009, 10:50 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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Another TV one. What a difference a few decades make.
Check out this video from Mork and Mindy (circa 1978). Watch the big surprise at the 2 minute mark. Setup: Exidor is a religious nut who believes in aliens. Mork is an alien.
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