Funny movie lines for no reason - Page 2

Trilby · 12-31-2008, 07:21 PM

I'm Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.

Shawnee123 · 12-31-2008, 09:44 PM

lol...great examples!

lumberjim · 12-31-2008, 10:51 PM

I know what
you're asking yourself,

and the answer is yes,
I have a nickname for my penis.

Beestie · 12-31-2008, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?

Blues Brothers. I think I could write the entire script from memory.

bluecuracao · 01-01-2009, 01:17 AM

Not really a line, but

There Will Be Blood

Right after the last scene. It was kinda like, "see, we told ya so!"

Sundae · 01-01-2009, 07:35 AM

- Would you call me selfish?
- Not to your face.

Still makes me snigger.

Crimson Ghost · 01-02-2009, 02:25 AM

Don't you mean "snegro"?

Anyway ---

"You're a sensitive boy, aren't you, Tommy?"

"The goddam Germans ain't got nothin' to do wit it!"

"Anybody know why Ritchie killed Bobby Lupo?"

"You make my asshole itch."

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

My Wife uses one when somebody walks into her -
(yelled) - "MY TIT! YOU BROKE MY TIT!"

Shawnee123 · 01-02-2009, 08:17 AM

[after Paul fires one of his workers]
Paul Moore: Now, if there's anything I can do for you...
Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon.

from Broadcast News

footfootfoot · 01-02-2009, 01:47 PM

Because I, am an actor!

Shawnee123 · 01-02-2009, 02:44 PM

Not a movie line, but I remember an old episode of M*A*S*H* where BJ walks into the tent and asks "What's so absorbing, junior?"

Subtle, didn't even use the laugh track.

squirell nutkin · 01-03-2009, 11:21 PM

another one: Hawkeye treats an Ethiopian who then thanks him in Ethiopian. Hawkeye responds: That's Haile Selassie of you. (sp?)

richlevy · 01-03-2009, 11:50 PM

Another TV one. What a difference a few decades make.

Check out this video from Mork and Mindy (circa 1978). Watch the big surprise at the 2 minute mark.

Setup: Exidor is a religious nut who believes in aliens. Mork is an alien.

sweetwater · 01-04-2009, 07:42 AM

Here's some swiss cheese and some bullets.

capnhowdy · 01-04-2009, 08:00 AM

"That's FRONKENSTEEN......
My grandfather's work was dodo!"

richlevy · 01-04-2009, 10:47 AM

'Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.'

Actually, everything is funny for a reason. In this case, the best suited phrase is 'the banality of evil'.

12-31-2008, 07:21 PM	#16
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-31-2008, 09:44 PM	#17
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol...great examples! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-31-2008, 10:51 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-02-2009, 02:25 AM	#22
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Don't you mean "snegro"? Anyway --- "You're a sensitive boy, aren't you, Tommy?" "The goddam Germans ain't got nothin' to do wit it!" "Anybody know why Ritchie killed Bobby Lupo?" "You make my asshole itch." "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." My Wife uses one when somebody walks into her - (yelled) - "MY TIT! YOU BROKE MY TIT!" __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

01-02-2009, 08:17 AM	#23
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	[after Paul fires one of his workers] Paul Moore: Now, if there's anything I can do for you... Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon. from Broadcast News __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-01-2009, 01:17 AM	#20
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Not really a line, but There Will Be Blood Right after the last scene. It was kinda like, "see, we told ya so!"

01-01-2009, 07:35 AM	#21
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	- Would you call me selfish? - Not to your face. Still makes me snigger.

01-02-2009, 01:47 PM	#24
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Because I, am an actor! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-02-2009, 02:44 PM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Not a movie line, but I remember an old episode of MASH where BJ walks into the tent and asks "What's so absorbing, junior?" Subtle, didn't even use the laugh track. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-03-2009, 11:21 PM	#26
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	another one: Hawkeye treats an Ethiopian who then thanks him in Ethiopian. Hawkeye responds: That's Haile Selassie of you. (sp?) __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-03-2009, 11:50 PM	#27
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Another TV one. What a difference a few decades make. Check out this video from Mork and Mindy (circa 1978). Watch the big surprise at the 2 minute mark. Setup: Exidor is a religious nut who believes in aliens. Mork is an alien. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama Last edited by richlevy; 01-03-2009 at 11:57 PM.

01-04-2009, 07:42 AM	#28
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Here's some swiss cheese and some bullets. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

01-04-2009, 08:00 AM	#29
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	"That's FRONKENSTEEN...... My grandfather's work was dodo!" __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-04-2009, 10:47 AM	#30
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	'Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.' Actually, everything is funny for a reason. In this case, the best suited phrase is 'the banality of evil'. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

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