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Stress Puppy · 04-08-2009, 09:24 PM

If a gentle, "Please leave me alone until I'm all the way awake" doesn't work, just make a sign that says, "Quiet time!" and hold it up every time she starts to annoy you.

The first step to making something annoying stop is to be reasonable, the second step is to be ridiculous so that it becomes funny.

monster · 04-08-2009, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

You must be a blast at parties

...well she takes knitting on first dates....

ZenGum · 04-08-2009, 10:41 PM

Hey, honey, did you like the movie?

Shh! I'm counting stitches!

Beestie · 04-08-2009, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

...well she takes knitting on first dates....

Date: "So, Tiki, whatcha knittin?"
Tiki: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Date: "Check, please."

DanaC · 04-09-2009, 05:03 AM

lol Beestie.

Pie · 04-09-2009, 08:11 AM

Tiki: "I bite when I'm grumpy. I'm always grumpy before 10am.
I've never been vaccinated for rabies. Your choice."

xoxoxoBruce · 04-09-2009, 11:18 AM

Wear headphones.

Queen of the Ryche · 04-09-2009, 11:39 AM

or knit yourself some earmuffs...

Shawnee123 · 04-09-2009, 11:40 AM

Or knit your housemate a ball-gag.

Queen of the Ryche · 04-09-2009, 11:41 AM

Thanks for the visual Shawnee. Perhaps some fuzzy handcuffs to go with it?

Shawnee123 · 04-09-2009, 11:41 AM

It's a good one, eh QotR?

Queen of the Ryche · 04-09-2009, 11:44 AM

I'm picturing a nice variegated pink and purple lambswool.

Shawnee123 · 04-09-2009, 11:45 AM

See, wolf could've taken this project as her craft project to while away the time. Oh wolf? Are you getting this?

04-09-2009, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

Carbon Monoxide works well in these situations. Just remember to make your plans for that evening a couple weeks prior. And don't tell ANYONE. Not even us.

I didn't even read this post.

04-09-2009, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

...well she takes knitting on first dates....

It always backfires. For some reason indifference seems only to fuel their fires. I should try being really hyper-enthusiastic and excessively "into" them on first dates.

04-08-2009, 09:24 PM	#16
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	If a gentle, "Please leave me alone until I'm all the way awake" doesn't work, just make a sign that says, "Quiet time!" and hold it up every time she starts to annoy you. The first step to making something annoying stop is to be reasonable, the second step is to be ridiculous so that it becomes funny. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

04-08-2009, 10:41 PM	#18
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Hey, honey, did you like the movie? Shh! I'm counting stitches! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-09-2009, 08:11 AM	#21
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Tiki: "I bite when I'm grumpy. I'm always grumpy before 10am. I've never been vaccinated for rabies. Your choice." __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-09-2009, 11:18 AM	#22
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Wear headphones. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-09-2009, 11:39 AM	#23
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	or knit yourself some earmuffs... __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-09-2009, 05:03 AM	#20
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	lol Beestie.

04-09-2009, 11:40 AM	#24
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Or knit your housemate a ball-gag. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-09-2009, 11:41 AM	#25
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Thanks for the visual Shawnee. Perhaps some fuzzy handcuffs to go with it? __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-09-2009, 11:41 AM	#26
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It's a good one, eh QotR? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-09-2009, 11:44 AM	#27
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I'm picturing a nice variegated pink and purple lambswool. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-09-2009, 11:45 AM	#28
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	See, wolf could've taken this project as her craft project to while away the time. Oh wolf? Are you getting this? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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