Life is like a... - Page 2

lumberjim · 06-19-2009, 03:23 PM

WIKI:
A simile is a figure of speech comparing two unlike things, often introduced with the word "like" or "as".[1] Even though similes and metaphors are both forms of comparison, similes allow the two ideas to remain distinct in spite of their similarities, whereas metaphors compare two things without using "like" or "as". For instance, a simile that compares a person with a bullet would go as follows: "John was a record-setting runner and as fast as a speeding bullet." A metaphor might read something like, "John was a record-setting runner. That speeding bullet could zip past you without you even knowing he was there."

Flint · 06-19-2009, 03:28 PM

Life is like butt-ƒucking. Fist of all, you've heard it's so great, and it seems to be the top thing to shoot videos of, so right away you're going in with these expectations. And it's a little exciting at first. There's the challenge, it's hard to get things started, you really have to apply yourself. And it feels pretty awesome right at first, and you're excited because you're doing it! But then, it's pretty hard to maintain any kind of friction, and you end up just mucking around without getting much out of it. Pretty soon you wish you could just get things over with, but you don't really want to "go" anywhere else, since you're not exactly clean anymore. So there you are, doing this supposedly awesome thing and you're like, wondering what the big deal is. That's why life is like butt-ƒucking.

classicman · 06-19-2009, 03:30 PM

lol - I know Jim - Here is a better definition or this

Sheldonrs · 06-19-2009, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Life is like butt-ƒucking. Fist of all, ...

"FIST of all"? hehehehe

Sheldonrs · 06-19-2009, 03:42 PM

Life is like a blow job. You know it's gonna suck but it's better than nothing.

Trilby · 06-19-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Life is like a blow job. You know it's gonna suck but it's better than nothing.

Dude - not from where I'm standing.

capnhowdy · 06-20-2009, 09:09 AM

Life is like wiping your ass with a wagon wheel. Same shit over and over again.

skysidhe · 06-22-2009, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Life is like those gourmet sausages in the back of the fridge.
By the time you decide you have a special enough occasion, they are rancid and dangerous.

lol

Life is like reading one of S.G.s posts.

Sometimes you're not sure what to expect but then pleasantly suprised you smile.

Tulip · 06-22-2009, 10:31 PM

Flint: I like your definition of life...

panny · 06-22-2009, 11:00 PM

Life looks like a chocolate box. You do not know what the shape and the taste of chocolate is withoud opening and tasting it. Open and taste it in person.You will know if this is your life what you like!

Panny

ZenGum · 06-22-2009, 11:21 PM

Hallo Folest Gump.

Shawnee123 · 06-22-2009, 11:35 PM

I know what love is, Jenny.

lumberjim · 06-22-2009, 11:43 PM

I'm not a smart may yun

capnhowdy · 06-23-2009, 08:10 AM

...musta drank fifteen docta peppas....

classicman · 06-23-2009, 08:46 AM

...no so funny old man...

06-19-2009, 03:23 PM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	WIKI: A simile is a figure of speech comparing two unlike things, often introduced with the word "like" or "as".[1] Even though similes and metaphors are both forms of comparison, similes allow the two ideas to remain distinct in spite of their similarities, whereas metaphors compare two things without using "like" or "as". For instance, a simile that compares a person with a bullet would go as follows: "John was a record-setting runner and as fast as a speeding bullet." A metaphor might read something like, "John was a record-setting runner. That speeding bullet could zip past you without you even knowing he was there." __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-19-2009, 03:28 PM	#17
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Life is like butt-ƒucking. Fist of all, you've heard it's so great, and it seems to be the top thing to shoot videos of, so right away you're going in with these expectations. And it's a little exciting at first. There's the challenge, it's hard to get things started, you really have to apply yourself. And it feels pretty awesome right at first, and you're excited because you're doing it! But then, it's pretty hard to maintain any kind of friction, and you end up just mucking around without getting much out of it. Pretty soon you wish you could just get things over with, but you don't really want to "go" anywhere else, since you're not exactly clean anymore. So there you are, doing this supposedly awesome thing and you're like, wondering what the big deal is. That's why life is like butt-ƒucking. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-19-2009, 03:30 PM	#18
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol - I know Jim - Here is a better definition or this __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-19-2009, 03:42 PM	#20
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Life is like a blow job. You know it's gonna suck but it's better than nothing. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

06-20-2009, 09:09 AM	#22
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Life is like wiping your ass with a wagon wheel. Same shit over and over again. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-22-2009, 10:31 PM	#24
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Flint: I like your definition of life...

06-22-2009, 11:00 PM	#25
panny Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2	Life looks like a chocolate box. You do not know what the shape and the taste of chocolate is withoud opening and tasting it. Open and taste it in person.You will know if this is your life what you like! Panny

06-22-2009, 11:21 PM	#26
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Hallo Folest Gump. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-22-2009, 11:35 PM	#27
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I know what love is, Jenny. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-22-2009, 11:43 PM	#28
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm not a smart may yun __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-23-2009, 08:10 AM	#29
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	...musta drank fifteen docta peppas.... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-23-2009, 08:46 AM	#30
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	...no so funny old man... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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