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lumberjim · 12-15-2009, 04:25 PM

I have to get a squirrel out of the eaves of my house. he can get into the back attic...and he's a dick about it. If he didn't tear up the insulation and leave little turds around, it would be fine.... but he's gotta act like a wild freakin animal. jerk ass.

glatt · 12-15-2009, 04:43 PM

rags soaked in ammonia

Pie · 12-15-2009, 05:02 PM

blowtorch?

classicman · 12-15-2009, 05:59 PM

grenade. . .

capnhowdy · 12-15-2009, 09:48 PM

rifle

ZenGum · 12-15-2009, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

rags soaked in ammonia

So instead of an attic smelling like squirrel piss, you get an attic smelling like ammonia.

jujuwwhite · 12-16-2009, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

rifle

wouldn't work for me....would just hit the squirrel 5 times in the head and it would still come back for me to feed it the next day!! LOL

capnhowdy · 12-16-2009, 07:17 AM

I told you, juju... never send a sailor to do a marine's job!

capnhowdy · 12-16-2009, 10:46 AM

I agree, Capn! That's why I married a marine!! Tired of sailing on open sea!

Clodfobble · 12-16-2009, 11:05 AM

Gotta watch your login cookies there, juju.

BrianR · 12-16-2009, 12:34 PM

I once had that problem...squirrels in the attic, I mean.

I solved it by turning my dog loose in the attic for a while. Cleared 'em out real quick, and entertaining to boot!

dar512 · 12-16-2009, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

I once had that problem...squirrels in the attic, I mean.

I solved it by turning my dog loose in the attic for a while. Cleared 'em out real quick, and entertaining to boot!

If you really cared about the Cellar, you'd have video'd it and put it up on youtube.

Shawnee123 · 12-16-2009, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I have to get a squirrel out of the eaves of my house. he can get into the back attic...and he's a dick about it. If he didn't tear up the insulation and leave little turds around, it would be fine.... but he's gotta act like a wild freakin animal. jerk ass.

That's 'cause he's drunk.

jinx · 12-16-2009, 08:47 PM

Keep in mind this nutty bastard was tossing babies willy-nilly into the driveway 2 years ago... cost me $50 to have those little bastards rescued...

Cicero · 12-16-2009, 08:55 PM

Aaaaw.......look!

Jinx! Nice sig....One of my faves (author)! I hadn't heard the quote before...thanks Jinxer! Strangely relevant....

12-15-2009, 04:25 PM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I have to get a squirrel out of the eaves of my house. he can get into the back attic...and he's a dick about it. If he didn't tear up the insulation and leave little turds around, it would be fine.... but he's gotta act like a wild freakin animal. jerk ass. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-15-2009, 05:02 PM	#18
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	blowtorch? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-15-2009, 05:59 PM	#19
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	grenade. . . __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-15-2009, 09:48 PM	#20
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	rifle __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

12-16-2009, 07:17 AM	#23
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I told you, juju... never send a sailor to do a marine's job! __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

12-15-2009, 04:43 PM	#17
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	rags soaked in ammonia

12-16-2009, 10:46 AM	#24
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I agree, Capn! That's why I married a marine!! Tired of sailing on open sea! __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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12-16-2009, 12:34 PM	#26
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I once had that problem...squirrels in the attic, I mean. I solved it by turning my dog loose in the attic for a while. Cleared 'em out real quick, and entertaining to boot! __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

12-16-2009, 08:47 PM	#29
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12-16-2009, 08:55 PM	#30
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Aaaaw.......look! Jinx! Nice sig....One of my faves (author)! I hadn't heard the quote before...thanks Jinxer! Strangely relevant.... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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