On being fat - Page 2

Undertoad · 01-16-2010, 02:48 PM

Oh but if we're going the route where your body develops according to your behavior, men who masturbate too much will develop the "crab syndrome", with one massive forearm. Women who masturbate too much - their fingers will be permanently in a V shape.

And most guys will be big dicks to everybody.

Undertoad · 01-16-2010, 04:28 PM

No matter how good dinner is, all is ruined with a bowl of tortillas and a dish of salsa and sour cream.

Griff · 01-16-2010, 06:03 PM

Spinach my ass.

jinx · 01-16-2010, 07:02 PM

Yeah you definitely can't keep chips and sour cream around if you intend to lose weight. Who does the grocery shopping? Know thyself. Plan for snack time.

May not work for you, but we like to snack on popcorn and bags of steamed veggies. Just add spices to make them more interesting.
Or, salsa makes an awesome salad dressing.

FuglyStick · 01-16-2010, 07:18 PM

There'd be a lot of people running around that looked like this--

TheMercenary · 01-16-2010, 07:36 PM

I dated a chick that looked just like that for a night...

classicman · 01-16-2010, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I dated a chick that looked just like that for a night...

What did she look like in the morning?

monster · 01-16-2010, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by FuglyStick

There'd be a lot of people running around that looked like this--

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I dated a chick that looked just like that for a night...

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Originally Posted by classicman

What did she look like in the morning?

Gravdigr · 01-20-2010, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FuglyStick

There'd be a lot of people running around that looked like this--

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Originally Posted by classicman

What did she look like in the morning?

...went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2?

capnhowdy · 01-16-2010, 08:00 PM

When I get my mouth fixed I'm gonna show y'all how to eat. Ya'll makin me hungry. Right now I could eat the ass end out of a hobby horse at full gallop!

TheMercenary · 01-17-2010, 04:13 AM

Monsta wins! But it wasn't until the am that I realized she really did look like that the night before.

Juniper · 01-17-2010, 11:11 AM

My problem regarding fatness is not that I eat too much - though I do love me some sweet stuff - it's that I am really lazy.

But if I was only 5" taller, I would be perfect.

As I said before, I am not overweight, I am undertall.

Of course, that may be like saying I'd have more money in the bank if I earned more, or that if I only had more room this place wouldn't be so cluttered. Ha ha ha!

Tulip · 01-22-2010, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Juniper

My problem regarding fatness is not that I eat too much - though I do love me some sweet stuff - it's that I am really lazy.

But if I was only 5" taller, I would be perfect.

As I said before, I am not overweight, I am undertall.

Of course, that may be like saying I'd have more money in the bank if I earned more, or that if I only had more room this place wouldn't be so cluttered. Ha ha ha!

DITTO!

Undertoad · 01-17-2010, 11:12 AM

I hear codependency makes you short.

skysidhe · 01-17-2010, 11:21 AM

Oh swami UT.

What is the cause of that 'last 10 pounds' you cannot get rid of?

unresolved security issues?

afraid of the unknown?

01-16-2010, 06:03 PM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Spinach my ass. Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-16-2010, 07:02 PM	#4
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Yeah you definitely can't keep chips and sour cream around if you intend to lose weight. Who does the grocery shopping? Know thyself. Plan for snack time. May not work for you, but we like to snack on popcorn and bags of steamed veggies. Just add spices to make them more interesting. Or, salsa makes an awesome salad dressing. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-16-2010, 07:18 PM	#5
FuglyStick No Redeeming Qualities Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 15	There'd be a lot of people running around that looked like this-- __________________ Fugly is as Fugly does

01-16-2010, 07:36 PM	#6
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I dated a chick that looked just like that for a night... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-16-2010, 08:00 PM	#10
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	When I get my mouth fixed I'm gonna show y'all how to eat. Ya'll makin me hungry. Right now I could eat the ass end out of a hobby horse at full gallop! __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-16-2010, 02:48 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Oh but if we're going the route where your body develops according to your behavior, men who masturbate too much will develop the "crab syndrome", with one massive forearm. Women who masturbate too much - their fingers will be permanently in a V shape. And most guys will be big dicks to everybody.

01-16-2010, 04:28 PM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	No matter how good dinner is, all is ruined with a bowl of tortillas and a dish of salsa and sour cream.

01-17-2010, 04:13 AM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Monsta wins! But it wasn't until the am that I realized she really did look like that the night before. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-17-2010, 11:11 AM	#12
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	My problem regarding fatness is not that I eat too much - though I do love me some sweet stuff - it's that I am really lazy. But if I was only 5" taller, I would be perfect. As I said before, I am not overweight, I am undertall. Of course, that may be like saying I'd have more money in the bank if I earned more, or that if I only had more room this place wouldn't be so cluttered. Ha ha ha!

01-17-2010, 11:12 AM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I hear codependency makes you short.

01-17-2010, 11:21 AM	#15
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Oh swami UT. What is the cause of that 'last 10 pounds' you cannot get rid of? unresolved security issues? afraid of the unknown?

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