2010 Stella Awards

[DanaC]

lol. This is gettin silly :P

I actually find many blonde jokes funny. And I, like many women, will admit to the odd 'blonde moment'.

[skysidhe]

That pretty much sums up my life. * The Odd Blond Moment *

hehehe another joke

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

[Sundae]

2011 Dwella Awards

1st place:
C Olleny of Aylesbury, England who won £50,00 in damages when she broke both legs exiting watford's Cinderella Rockefeller's Nightclub. She slipped on a pool of vomit on the nightclub steps. This was her own sick, and the bar was held responsible for serving her too much alcohol. She was also awarded a further £10,00 in compensation because the reason she was on the steps in the first place was that she was being held up by a bouncer whilst vomiting. She was in the process of being removed from the club after she headbutted a girl what looked at her mardy the cheeky cow - she is being sued in a separate case. She was also later involved in a sexual encounter with a taxi driver, whilst under the influence of excess alcohol served irresponsibly, but her only complaint about this was that she didn't get his number.

[DanaC]

Well ffs if she looked at her mardy, the cheeky cow got was comin to her :P