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02-21-2011, 12:29 PM | #16 |
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We should not only protest the strange names for colors, we should NEVER ever order pants from a place that calls them "a pant."
"This lovely tweed pant goes from casual to dressy with just a few additions..." Pant + pretentious = pantentious! THIS is a pant: (and cute)
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02-21-2011, 01:27 PM | #17 |
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And I will refuse to buy from a shop that calls trousers "pants".
No. Pants (in the country) and knickers, briefs, smalls, lingerie. If I walk out of my house in just my pants you'll know about it.
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02-21-2011, 01:30 PM | #18 |
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Trousers always just makes me think of "trouser snake."
What is trousing? What is someone looking for when they trouse? "Where are you going, honey?" "Oh, thought I'd do a little shopping, some banking, maybe some trousing." "Well, you better wear your trousers, just in case." And, like pant, should it be trouser or trousers?
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02-21-2011, 01:50 PM | #19 |
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Trousers. Like pants and scissors, they come in pairs.
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02-21-2011, 02:37 PM | #20 |
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But what is trouse?
I googled it and got this: World English Dictionary trouse (traʊz) — pl n ( Brit ) close-fitting breeches worn in Ireland [from Irish and Scot Gaelic triubhas : compare trews ] Now we're throwing BREECHES into the pile? Oy. I've heard of them there britches, though. In the south, they call all pants "Coke."
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02-21-2011, 02:39 PM | #21 |
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Breeches?
We close up those with our English dead. Not to be confused with dykes, which are satisfied by a finger.
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02-21-2011, 02:46 PM | #22 |
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My friend's a Web trouser.
He goes on porn sites and pants. |
02-21-2011, 02:51 PM | #23 |
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You mean your friend zippy?
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02-21-2011, 02:52 PM | #24 |
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Buttons are better.
I try to rub mine occasionally to remind me.
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02-21-2011, 04:47 PM | #25 | |
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Quote:
half dressed = casual. I have a friend who works for a big clothing catalog house, he 'splained me.
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02-21-2011, 04:48 PM | #26 |
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I guess if you work at IHOP you would only need the pant.
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02-21-2011, 05:01 PM | #27 |
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And at Hooters you'd would only get the pant.
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02-21-2011, 06:46 PM | #28 |
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and many panters...
Panting punters?
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02-22-2011, 08:50 PM | #29 | |
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02-23-2011, 12:40 PM | #30 |
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Back onto topic... I painted my living room vanilla bean and it came out butter yellow. Just so you know. I thought it would be more of a beige or tan.
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