Dear Penis Spam - Page 2

penis spam · 05-04-2011, 04:27 PM

Is it possible to find true love with a person you have never met? I think I have. God guided me to this safe haven created by Mr. Undertoad. I have never met him, but I have read all of his posts. I can tell he was speaking directly to my soul without ever having met. We are destined to be together.

I don't know what to do. How do I show him our love is true? I think I know where he lives. Do I knock on his door? Do I send him flowers? I have even painted a portait of the two of us together in a sea of rose petals. I am afraid he will not love me because I am blind.

penis spam · 05-04-2011, 04:29 PM

Mr Wolf and Mr Undertoad will not like you making fun of me because I am so pretty. women have always been jealous of my breasts

Gravdigr · 05-04-2011, 04:31 PM

Pics, or STFU...

penis spam · 05-04-2011, 04:39 PM

I have a pic on my profile and I posted in the RFN section. Please do not be mad at me. I am trying to make friends here.

Sheldonrs · 05-04-2011, 05:17 PM

Shouldn't that be Penis PAM?

monster · 05-04-2011, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Shouldn't that be Penis PAM?

Those boobs...not silicon.....not saline.....

TheMercenary · 05-04-2011, 05:51 PM

Please shave. That shit is nasty.

infinite monkey · 05-04-2011, 06:05 PM

Dear Penis Spam,

Why will you not answer questions? I thought this was an advice column.

Soberly,

Dear Abbie

SamIam · 05-04-2011, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by penis spam

Mr Wolf and Mr Undertoad will not like you making fun of me because I am so pretty. women have always been jealous of my breasts

I suspect that "Mr" Wolf will join in the fun if Wolf happens to notice this thread.

Big Sarge · 05-04-2011, 08:16 PM

Are you over 40? Don't women over 40 start growing a little facial hair? Maybe you could bleach it or something

TheMercenary · 05-04-2011, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Are you over 40? Don't women over 40 start growing a little facial hair? Maybe you could bleach it or something

Ovarian Hair Syndrome...

Big Sarge · 05-04-2011, 08:32 PM

Ovarian Hair Syndrome? Is that what happens about the time they develop locator ovaries?

TheMercenary · 05-04-2011, 09:18 PM

You can tell cause they grow hair on their chins and spend hours in front of the mirror trying to pick them out and look all sexy, to no avail.

Actually it is called polycystic ovarian syndrome.

Aliantha · 05-04-2011, 09:39 PM

I reckon you'll find plenty of us oldies with a few weird hairs growing here and there. I don't think it is any impediment to sexiness once they're gone, and I suppose there are some blokes who'd prefer them to be left on. lol

monster · 05-04-2011, 09:50 PM

Dear Penis Spam,

I found the image of Osama's corpse in the mole on my nose. The hairs growing out of it made the beard. should I pluck the hairs and use concealer or cut the fucker off and auction it on ebay?

yours lovingly,
Big Sarge

05-04-2011, 04:31 PM	#18
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Pics, or STFU... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-04-2011, 05:17 PM	#20
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Shouldn't that be Penis PAM? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-04-2011, 05:51 PM	#22
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Please shave. That shit is nasty. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-04-2011, 08:16 PM	#25
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Are you over 40? Don't women over 40 start growing a little facial hair? Maybe you could bleach it or something __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-04-2011, 08:32 PM	#27
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Ovarian Hair Syndrome? Is that what happens about the time they develop locator ovaries? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-04-2011, 04:27 PM	#16
penis spam looking for my true love Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Franklin, Ky Posts: 23	Is it possible to find true love with a person you have never met? I think I have. God guided me to this safe haven created by Mr. Undertoad. I have never met him, but I have read all of his posts. I can tell he was speaking directly to my soul without ever having met. We are destined to be together. I don't know what to do. How do I show him our love is true? I think I know where he lives. Do I knock on his door? Do I send him flowers? I have even painted a portait of the two of us together in a sea of rose petals. I am afraid he will not love me because I am blind.

05-04-2011, 04:29 PM	#17
penis spam looking for my true love Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Franklin, Ky Posts: 23	Mr Wolf and Mr Undertoad will not like you making fun of me because I am so pretty. women have always been jealous of my breasts

05-04-2011, 04:39 PM	#19
penis spam looking for my true love Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Franklin, Ky Posts: 23	I have a pic on my profile and I posted in the RFN section. Please do not be mad at me. I am trying to make friends here.

05-04-2011, 06:05 PM	#23
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Dear Penis Spam, Why will you not answer questions? I thought this was an advice column. Soberly, Dear Abbie

05-04-2011, 09:18 PM	#28
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	You can tell cause they grow hair on their chins and spend hours in front of the mirror trying to pick them out and look all sexy, to no avail. Actually it is called polycystic ovarian syndrome. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-04-2011, 09:39 PM	#29
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I reckon you'll find plenty of us oldies with a few weird hairs growing here and there. I don't think it is any impediment to sexiness once they're gone, and I suppose there are some blokes who'd prefer them to be left on. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-04-2011, 09:50 PM	#30
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Dear Penis Spam, I found the image of Osama's corpse in the mole on my nose. The hairs growing out of it made the beard. should I pluck the hairs and use concealer or cut the fucker off and auction it on ebay? yours lovingly, Big Sarge __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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