Countdown to woodchuck rapture - Page 2

BigV · 05-20-2011, 11:33 AM

What you're reacting to as "funny" is the *combination* of monkeys and feet, and mistaking it for a "funny monkey". If you consider each independently, you'll see that feet are funnier than monkeys. Have you ever seen a monkey with no feet that was funny? No. Even the thought, the image of a monkey with no feet is UNfunny.

But, there are lots of feet without monkeys that are funny. Monty Python's title crushing foot, for example.

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 11:35 AM

All monkeys have feet, but not all feet have monkeys?

Feet are slapsticky. Oh wait, so are monkeys. But monkeys can be taught to communicate. Feet don't do nuthin' they ain't gotta do to survive.

glatt · 05-20-2011, 11:41 AM

Monkeys are evil. They are never funny. Even something funny like Trunk Monkey is only funny because it's shocking how evil they are. The premise is funny. The monkey is not.

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 11:42 AM

I bet you're scared of clowns too.

*flings feces*

See, that's something you never see feet doing. Feet NEVER fling feces. And flying feces is fucking funny.

monster · 05-20-2011, 11:43 AM

but monkeys have more interesting accessories. Fleas beat bunions every time. You've never seen a bunion circus have you?

monster · 05-20-2011, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I bet you're scared of clowns too.

*flings feces*

See, that's something you never see feet doing. Feet NEVER fling feces. And flying feces is fucking funny.

Reminds me of poor old Hector, thought it was a typo and monkey fling faces. He imagined them gurning at passers by. And passed this gem onto Thor too. They were quite disgusted to learn it wasn't a typo and moneys flung poo

footfootfoot · 05-20-2011, 11:45 AM

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/di...-his-foot.html

monster · 05-20-2011, 11:53 AM

I prefer this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congo_(chimpanzee)

monster · 05-20-2011, 11:53 AM

(it's the rapture)

glatt · 05-20-2011, 11:57 AM

Painted by an evil monkey, I see.

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 12:03 PM

So what you're saying is, they see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil but they are, in fact, evil?

monster · 05-20-2011, 12:06 PM

yeah, 'cause what you can't see is they have frogs up their butts

Sundae · 05-20-2011, 02:04 PM

Monkeys are not inherently evil.
Unlike clowns, clown dolls and ventriloquist's dummies (especially if they are clowns).

Monkeys of course are doubly evil with an eye gouging topping if they are dressed as any of the above categories.

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 02:06 PM

Quote:

eye gouging topping

Monitor alert!

footfootfoot · 05-21-2011, 07:41 PM

Rapture sighting in my garden 10 minutes ago, preceded by a brief 'crack' sound on an otherwise still, quiet evening.

05-20-2011, 11:33 AM	#16
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	What you're reacting to as "funny" is the combination of monkeys and feet, and mistaking it for a "funny monkey". If you consider each independently, you'll see that feet are funnier than monkeys. Have you ever seen a monkey with no feet that was funny? No. Even the thought, the image of a monkey with no feet is UNfunny. But, there are lots of feet without monkeys that are funny. Monty Python's title crushing foot, for example. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-20-2011, 11:43 AM	#20
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	but monkeys have more interesting accessories. Fleas beat bunions every time. You've never seen a bunion circus have you? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-20-2011, 11:45 AM	#22
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/di...-his-foot.html __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-20-2011, 11:53 AM	#23
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I prefer this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congo_(chimpanzee) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-20-2011, 11:53 AM	#24
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	(it's the rapture) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-20-2011, 11:35 AM	#17
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	All monkeys have feet, but not all feet have monkeys? Feet are slapsticky. Oh wait, so are monkeys. But monkeys can be taught to communicate. Feet don't do nuthin' they ain't gotta do to survive.

05-20-2011, 11:41 AM	#18
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Monkeys are evil. They are never funny. Even something funny like Trunk Monkey is only funny because it's shocking how evil they are. The premise is funny. The monkey is not.

05-20-2011, 11:42 AM	#19
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I bet you're scared of clowns too. flings feces See, that's something you never see feet doing. Feet NEVER fling feces. And flying feces is fucking funny.

05-20-2011, 11:57 AM	#25
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Painted by an evil monkey, I see.

05-20-2011, 12:03 PM	#26
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	So what you're saying is, they see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil but they are, in fact, evil? Attached Images

05-20-2011, 12:06 PM	#27
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yeah, 'cause what you can't see is they have frogs up their butts __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-20-2011, 02:04 PM	#28
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Monkeys are not inherently evil. Unlike clowns, clown dolls and ventriloquist's dummies (especially if they are clowns). Monkeys of course are doubly evil with an eye gouging topping if they are dressed as any of the above categories. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-21-2011, 07:41 PM	#30
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Rapture sighting in my garden 10 minutes ago, preceded by a brief 'crack' sound on an otherwise still, quiet evening. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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