Are you a Member or the NRA? - Page 2

infinite monkey · 06-16-2011, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

How did you post so quickly? I just this second posted the poll.
Does the post show up before the poll options are completed?

Yes.

To answer the question, I am neither a member nor am I the NRA.

Yeah, I know it was a typo but I felt compelled to reaffirm my non-memberness and my non-NRAness.

Follow up question:

Are you a member or the Mickey Mouse Club?

BigV · 06-16-2011, 01:15 PM

what classicman said, minus the dope.

Peace, man.

infinite monkey · 06-16-2011, 01:20 PM

*snort*

Trilby · 06-16-2011, 01:37 PM

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the NRA.

Now that communist thing...well...

Gravdigr · 06-16-2011, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

Uh, which one means "no" or
"I was a member a long time ago and I'm lazy and smoked a lot of weed at the time and missed my renewal and never rejoined ... totally fer sure :peacesign: "

I'll vote that one.

Whut he said, except for that 'totally fer sure' valley-girl stuff...gag me widda spoon.

classicman · 06-16-2011, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Whut he said, except for that 'totally fer sure'

stoned talk of the early 80's my friend.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-17-2011, 09:25 AM

No choice I can make. I used to belong, but quit.
I got a package in the mail that said, "A free gift from the NRA" on the outside, so I rip it open and find the free gift is a little medal. The package also included a video tape they wanted me to buy, or return (at my expense) in the package I just ripped up.

Homey don't play dat.

They even sent me two follow-up letters saying, of the zillions of tapes sent, only a couple of scumbags in East LA, or NYC's Bowery, and of course myself, had not paid for or returned the tape.

Take it up with my trashman, I didn't watch it but he may have.

footfootfoot · 06-17-2011, 11:31 AM

That is such a douche bag move on their part. I hate that shit. Now what might have been awesome! would have been to open the cassette, replace the tape with some really nasty raunchy pr0n, then send it back to them, postage due, with their return address on it.

Probably, they just pop the tape in another package and send it back out to their next mark.

That would be golden.

Spexxvet · 06-17-2011, 11:39 AM

You are an evil genius, F3.

footfootfoot · 06-17-2011, 11:44 AM

Well, I did spend four years to get my Bachelor of Evil Arts...

infinite monkey · 06-17-2011, 11:52 AM

Hey me too.

The hardest class for me was Culpability and Sadistics.

footfootfoot · 06-17-2011, 02:23 PM

What did you get on your "Evil Overlord Top100" final?

I almost aced it but I gave my minions too much autonomy. That really chipped away at my score.

infinite monkey · 06-17-2011, 02:30 PM

I had an advantage, I had written a paper on that very subject in Decomposition 101 (or... Decomp.)

Of course, I was taking a small corpse load that term.

footfootfoot · 06-17-2011, 04:13 PM

Crimson Ghost · 06-17-2011, 04:53 PM

Life member of both the NRA and The North American Hunting Club.

View Poll Results: Are you a member of the NRA?
Hell, yes, Pardner!	5	38.46%
Go fuck yourself you Bambi's mother killer.	3	23.08%
I will join the NRA when they pry my membership fee from my cold, dead fingers.	6	46.15%
I only joined for the discounts at select theaters and restaurants.	2	15.38%
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06-16-2011, 01:15 PM	#17
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	what classicman said, minus the dope. Peace, man. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-16-2011, 01:20 PM	#18
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	snort Attached Images

06-16-2011, 01:37 PM	#19
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the NRA. Now that communist thing...well... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-17-2011, 09:25 AM	#22
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No choice I can make. I used to belong, but quit. I got a package in the mail that said, "A free gift from the NRA" on the outside, so I rip it open and find the free gift is a little medal. The package also included a video tape they wanted me to buy, or return (at my expense) in the package I just ripped up. Homey don't play dat. They even sent me two follow-up letters saying, of the zillions of tapes sent, only a couple of scumbags in East LA, or NYC's Bowery, and of course myself, had not paid for or returned the tape. Take it up with my trashman, I didn't watch it but he may have. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-17-2011, 11:31 AM	#23
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	That is such a douche bag move on their part. I hate that shit. Now what might have been awesome! would have been to open the cassette, replace the tape with some really nasty raunchy pr0n, then send it back to them, postage due, with their return address on it. Probably, they just pop the tape in another package and send it back out to their next mark. That would be golden. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-17-2011, 11:39 AM	#24
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	You are an evil genius, F3. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-17-2011, 11:44 AM	#25
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Well, I did spend four years to get my Bachelor of Evil Arts... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-17-2011, 11:52 AM	#26
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hey me too. The hardest class for me was Culpability and Sadistics.

06-17-2011, 02:23 PM	#27
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What did you get on your "Evil Overlord Top100" final? I almost aced it but I gave my minions too much autonomy. That really chipped away at my score. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-17-2011, 02:30 PM	#28
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I had an advantage, I had written a paper on that very subject in Decomposition 101 (or... Decomp.) Of course, I was taking a small corpse load that term.

06-17-2011, 04:13 PM	#29
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	__________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-17-2011, 04:53 PM	#30
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Life member of both the NRA and The North American Hunting Club. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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