Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner?? - Page 2

infinite monkey · 10-17-2011, 10:45 AM

We get by with a little help from our fiends.

Big Sarge · 10-17-2011, 02:16 PM

Lordy. It looks like 2/3 of y'all would just stand back and let your family be raped/murdered. Tsk, Tsk.

Remember: "A country boy will survive...."

HungLikeJesus · 10-17-2011, 02:23 PM

Hang on - is it a terrorist or a rapist?

I've lost the plot again.

infinite monkey · 10-17-2011, 02:27 PM

That's why we're not so concerned whether the country boys survive or not. They're so confusing!

Big Sarge · 10-17-2011, 02:28 PM

Really is a terrorist. Just an expression we use of a rapist/murdering sob. Some of the Mississippi slips out when I type

Pete Zicato · 10-17-2011, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,

If I have to shoot the man, then you and the boys in blue (and the fbi and the cia) have not been doing your/their job. I shouldn't have to carry a gun.

In the mean time, I and my family will avoid deserted streets.

Spexxvet · 10-17-2011, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Just an expression we use of a rapist/murdering sob.

Oh, a klan member...

footfootfoot · 10-17-2011, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Hang on - is it a terrorist or a rapist?

I've lost the plot again.

If you are afraid of rapists, then the terrorists have won. Now, let me tell YOU something Pendejo...

Big Sarge · 10-17-2011, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Oh, a klan member...

Ouch buddy. That's "akin" to using the "n-word" in these parts. Plus I doubt if the Klan accepts that many Jews

Spexxvet · 10-17-2011, 05:32 PM

I meant the rapist/murdering sob is a klan member, not you.

TheMercenary · 10-20-2011, 09:56 PM

Ducks Unlimited.

infinite monkey · 10-21-2011, 10:20 AM

My best friend in college, a "faculty brat" whose father was a biology professor (Dr Dad, to me)...well, her dad was in Ducks Unlimited and when I first heard of it I thought it sounded so funny.

Like The Last of the Mohicans. "Hey, that wasn't the last of the mohicans. Look at all the Mohicans. It's Mohicans galore." (paraphrasing from Second City TV...it's supposed to be in this video but it's long and I don't want to watch it all right now):

Or: we're lousy with mohicans around here.

zippyt · 10-21-2011, 04:35 PM

Hang on - is it a terrorist or a rapist?

This dude ,

Boom head shot , no question at ALL !!

classicman · 10-21-2011, 11:45 PM

WOW!

morethanpretty · 10-21-2011, 11:53 PM

I need a transcript...all I understood was "motherfucker."
I don't see that as a reason to need a gun, but a better police force.

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10-17-2011, 02:16 PM	#17
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Lordy. It looks like 2/3 of y'all would just stand back and let your family be raped/murdered. Tsk, Tsk. Remember: "A country boy will survive...." __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

10-17-2011, 02:23 PM	#18
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Hang on - is it a terrorist or a rapist? I've lost the plot again. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-17-2011, 02:28 PM	#20
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Really is a terrorist. Just an expression we use of a rapist/murdering sob. Some of the Mississippi slips out when I type __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

10-17-2011, 05:32 PM	#25
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I meant the rapist/murdering sob is a klan member, not you. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-17-2011, 10:45 AM	#16
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	We get by with a little help from our fiends.

10-17-2011, 02:27 PM	#19
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	That's why we're not so concerned whether the country boys survive or not. They're so confusing!

10-20-2011, 09:56 PM	#26
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Ducks Unlimited. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-21-2011, 10:20 AM	#27
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	My best friend in college, a "faculty brat" whose father was a biology professor (Dr Dad, to me)...well, her dad was in Ducks Unlimited and when I first heard of it I thought it sounded so funny. Like The Last of the Mohicans. "Hey, that wasn't the last of the mohicans. Look at all the Mohicans. It's Mohicans galore." (paraphrasing from Second City TV...it's supposed to be in this video but it's long and I don't want to watch it all right now): Or: we're lousy with mohicans around here.

10-21-2011, 04:35 PM	#28
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Hang on - is it a terrorist or a rapist? This dude , Boom head shot , no question at ALL !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-21-2011, 11:45 PM	#29
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	WOW! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-21-2011, 11:53 PM	#30
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I need a transcript...all I understood was "motherfucker." I don't see that as a reason to need a gun, but a better police force. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

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