If you got a surprise $100 right now - Page 2

jimhelm · 09-01-2012, 12:55 PM

Ok, that pretty much narrows it down to lifeguard or jesus

Gravdigr · 09-01-2012, 02:03 PM

$100:

Fill the gas tank. And a double Whopper.

Griff · 09-01-2012, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

Ok, that pretty much narrows it down to lifeguard or jesus

Kinda sketchy in the benefits dept...

monster · 09-01-2012, 04:24 PM

cue strange music.......

my friend just posted on facebook:

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I was going through some old cards and letters, and I found a $100 bill! I'm rich!

DanaC · 09-01-2012, 04:29 PM

Dooo de dooo de doooo

Happy Monkey · 09-01-2012, 04:42 PM

I'd buy a soda to make change.

footfootfoot · 09-01-2012, 06:13 PM

A C-note would just get tucked in the wallet and chipped away at like everything else.

Razzmatazz13 · 09-01-2012, 06:28 PM

Bills, then if there's anything left over... dog haircuts. Being a grown up is not as fun as everyone else tried to say it would be.

infinite monkey · 09-01-2012, 10:02 PM

Who said that?

You're good, Razz!

Lola Bunny · 09-01-2012, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

cue strange music.......

my friend just posted on facebook:

It's the greatest feeling. About 4,5 years ago while cleaning out my desk, I went through some old envelopes and found $50. Bought myself a pair of running shoes then. LOL...just realized I want to buy myself another pair with the imaginary $100.

Aliantha · 09-01-2012, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Shoes for your face? Dude, you'll never get a job going in with shoes on your face!

Oh, I think I read that wrong.

Funny, I was thinking too, a damn pair of dressy casual comfortable freaking navy blue shoes for work. Not 8 inch spikes, thank you very much, I have to walk blocks. Not platforms that make you look like you had a chinese foot-binding. Just a nice comfortable wedge to wear with my navy blue pants.

You can't find them and if you do they cost way more than I want to pay for a pair of freaking shoes.

I had an awesome pair of navy blue wedge heeled shoes when I was younger that I bought specifically to wear with my navy blue pants for work or going out for drinks. They were so awesome I wore them completely out. First the soul started getting thinner, then the heels just came loose and the fabric upper started fraying.

I loved those shoes. I could dance for hours in them, and they looked really good. I miss those shoes. I wish I could get them back, but they were from the 1990's. I don't think I'll ever find any to ever match them again.

infinite monkey · 09-01-2012, 10:24 PM

Oh I hear youl I love the pair I still have and they look like crap. Low heeled and cute, with the bottoms of the heels flapping around and clicking inappropriately. Scratches on the sides of the heels. But they 'go.' And they gotta go!

I feel like I should honor them for their unwavering service lo these four years!

Sundae · 09-02-2012, 05:53 AM

I have two pairs of stacked wedges that I still wear out (if I ever get to go out!)
I think I've said before that they outlasted my marriage and the Evil Ex.
The white ones do make my feet burn after a night of dancing, but at least I can keep them on. Many of my dancing shoes were only viable for about an hour and then stashed under a table somewhere. Dancing barefoot is so much nicer since the smoking ban!

I had a high-heeled, calf-high (mock) snakeskin boot stolen while out dancing in Weymouth. Luckily I was a slip of a thing then, and got a piggy-back to the boat I was staying on. I always wonder who bothered to steal a single boot. I suspect a jealous lady, because I was in a damned foxy dress. And because it makes me feel good to think that.

Trilby · 09-02-2012, 09:02 AM

groceries.

boring but needed.

Razzmatazz13 · 09-02-2012, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Who said that?

You're good, Razz!

Y'know, all those kids who just CAN'T WAIT to grow up and get a car and live on their own and stop going to school and and...

I was never one of those kids.

09-01-2012, 12:55 PM	#16
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09-01-2012, 02:03 PM	#17
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09-01-2012, 04:42 PM	#21
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09-01-2012, 06:13 PM	#22
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A C-note would just get tucked in the wallet and chipped away at like everything else. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-01-2012, 06:28 PM	#23
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Bills, then if there's anything left over... dog haircuts. Being a grown up is not as fun as everyone else tried to say it would be. __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

09-01-2012, 10:02 PM	#24
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Who said that? You're good, Razz!

09-01-2012, 10:24 PM	#27
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh I hear youl I love the pair I still have and they look like crap. Low heeled and cute, with the bottoms of the heels flapping around and clicking inappropriately. Scratches on the sides of the heels. But they 'go.' And they gotta go! I feel like I should honor them for their unwavering service lo these four years!

09-02-2012, 05:53 AM	#28
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have two pairs of stacked wedges that I still wear out (if I ever get to go out!) I think I've said before that they outlasted my marriage and the Evil Ex. The white ones do make my feet burn after a night of dancing, but at least I can keep them on. Many of my dancing shoes were only viable for about an hour and then stashed under a table somewhere. Dancing barefoot is so much nicer since the smoking ban! I had a high-heeled, calf-high (mock) snakeskin boot stolen while out dancing in Weymouth. Luckily I was a slip of a thing then, and got a piggy-back to the boat I was staying on. I always wonder who bothered to steal a single boot. I suspect a jealous lady, because I was in a damned foxy dress. And because it makes me feel good to think that. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-02-2012, 09:02 AM	#29
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	groceries. boring but needed. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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