A bad idea for the holidays - Page 2

warch · 02-10-2003, 01:04 PM

I'd like to be a constellation. Some random points with a gaseous cluster.
"Look, Big Dipper, Orion, Cassiopea, and over here...the Warch..."
Ah love.

wolf · 02-10-2003, 01:18 PM

Floral offerings.

Chocolates. (which do get shared ... keep that in mind. Buy something YOU like too)

Gifts of fine jewelry (bonus points if you also propose or something like that ... at least have something to say that will generate happy tears. You will get SOOO lucky that night, dude)

Ammunition of the appropriate caliber. (this may not work for all the ladies. Offer bullets with caution. You know your audience and know if this will work.)

Happy Monkey · 02-10-2003, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas
With the approach of Valentine's Day, I notice we are once more prone to radio advertisements for the International Star Registry and its ilk.

"Your star name will be registered IN BOOK FORM with the US Copyright Office!"

wolf · 02-10-2003, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Happy Monkey
"Your star name will be registered IN BOOK FORM with the US Copyright Office!"

Oooh ... but the FULL COLOR certificate is SOOO pretty.

(NOTICE TO ANY PROSPECTIVE MATES: This is NOT an appropriate gift. I would rather you make me a card out of construction paper and crayons, especially if those are the only art materials you are allowed in the happy hotel)

Uryoces · 02-11-2003, 12:44 PM

Your astronomical sweetheart. It's then followed by the BB weekend. I'm crazy, not stupid!

02-10-2003, 01:18 PM	#17
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Important Valentine Suggestions ... Floral offerings. Chocolates. (which do get shared ... keep that in mind. Buy something YOU like too) Gifts of fine jewelry (bonus points if you also propose or something like that ... at least have something to say that will generate happy tears. You will get SOOO lucky that night, dude) Ammunition of the appropriate caliber. (this may not work for all the ladies. Offer bullets with caution. You know your audience and know if this will work.) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-10-2003, 01:04 PM	#16
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	I'd like to be a constellation. Some random points with a gaseous cluster. "Look, Big Dipper, Orion, Cassiopea, and over here...the Warch..." Ah love.

02-11-2003, 12:44 PM	#20
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	Your astronomical sweetheart. It's then followed by the BB weekend. I'm crazy, not stupid!

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