What do you want?

[footfootfoot]

Good grammar. Wait, no. Good taste.

[infinite monkey]

Good gravy.

[DanaC]

Originally Posted by Trilby

I want an end to the patriarchal society we've found ourselves in (in NO little fault due to the Church, the Pope and all the Kings of England!!) and a return to the gentle, co-operative matriarchy.

Consumerism is patriarchal. War is patriarchal. Oppression of women is patriarchal. The Inquisition, the Holocaust; patriarchal.

and I want it NOW. *



what else ya got?

*blame Barbara G. Walker. I've slowly, quietly become radicalized b/c of her and her damn knitting books!!

Y'know I really don;t think that ever existed.

[Clodfobble]

Honestly, I want just a little bit of fame. Not enough to make me unable to leave the house, just enough that people in my field would totally recognize me, and the people they were walking with would be like, "Uh, who?"

[Trilby]

Oh, Dana! Dana! You're one of the ones I'm counting on to revolutionize (quietly, calmly, with baked goods) the menfolk!

Ok. So maybe perhaps a peaceful matriarchy never existed - but we'll never fucking know, will we?

NEVER!

And as to what I am knitting? it is only important that you know I am sitting by the fireside, knitting, hearing nothing. *

*Madame Defarge ref. for those unlikely to bother to google.

[DanaC]

I can hear the clacking of the needles.

You do know, of course, that I do not bake.

[limey]

I want us all to go round and help UT move house!

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I want to solve problems for people.

That is all. It sounds so simple, doesn't it?

But what often happens is that somebody will ask for a problem to be solved, but will insist on a "solution" that does not actually fix the problem.

Or Person A will want a problem solved and Person B will not, where Person A has enough authority to insist that the problem be solved, while Person B, while not having the authority to counter A, has too much stature for me to simply say "I can't to it because B is being an obstructionist jerk."

Or Person C will want a "problem" solved, but Person D regards it not as a "problem" but as an essential condition, and neither of them is willing to acknowledge the other's position, much less negotiate about it.

Or they will insist that their problem is urgent and must be fixed as soon as possible, but will fail -- sometimes repeatedly -- to provide the most basic level of cooperation, such as providing access to the equipment causing the problem.

Ahh, you're the IT / tech guy in the large firm, aren't you?

[Nirvana]

I want my dog to forgive me...LINK

[orthodoc]

I want the creepy little old man who lives in the apartment beneath mine to STOP ... stop telling me how he knows when I go to bed, when I get up in the morning, what I'm doing ... how he hears my every movement, how he knows when he could rob my apartment because he knows when I'm home and when I'm not ... how he (giggle) knows what time I get up and when I'm in the shower ...

*shudder*

He's so frail I could deck him with my bad arm. I'm not afraid of him. But I want him to stop creepering!!

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by Trilby

And as to what I am knitting? it is only important that you know I am sitting by the fireside, knitting, hearing nothing.

It is important!!! socks? A sweater? A scarf? I need to know!!!

[xoxoxoBruce]

Knitting bags for the heads when they roll.

[Ibby]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I want YOU
To want ME

(funny response)

bahahaha im sorry it reminds me too much of how much Robin Zander talks down to the Japanese audience in At Budokan

"this.. NEXT song... is the.. first track... on our new... AL-bum. It just came out THIS WEEK.. and the song is called.. Surr.. en... der!"

you can HEAR him point to the YOU, that he wants to want, HIM, at the start of that track.

Like I can just see him talking to a japanese person
and talking
very slow
and loud
because thats how
you make
someone
suddenly understand
eng-lish.


I want to get laid. I'll come right out and say it. I haven't got more than a steamy handsy makeout in over a year. And now I've even got not one but two beautiful ladies who regularly trade naughty pictures and mutual masturbation with me and they're BOTH around twelve hours away from me.
OKAY WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE ANYWHERE NEAR ME?
seriously not cool.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Ibby

bahahaha im sorry it reminds me too much of how much Robin Zander talks down to the Japanese audience in At Budokan

"this.. NEXT song... is the.. first track... on our new... AL-bum. It just came out THIS WEEK.. and the song is called.. Surr.. en... der!"

you can HEAR him point to the YOU, that he wants to want, HIM, at the start of that track.

Like I can just see him talking to a japanese person
and talking
very slow
and loud
because thats how
you make
someone
suddenly understand
eng-lish.


I want to get laid. I'll come right out and say it. I haven't got more than a steamy handsy makeout in over a year. And now I've even got not one but two beautiful ladies who regularly trade naughty pictures and mutual masturbation with me and they're BOTH around twelve hours away from me.
OKAY WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE ANYWHERE NEAR ME?
seriously not cool.

Dude, You're in Burlington. You should be getting more ass than a toilet seat.

Have things changed that much since I lived there?

[glatt]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Honestly, I want just a little bit of fame. Not enough to make me unable to leave the house, just enough that people in my field would totally recognize me, and the people they were walking with would be like, "Uh, who?"

You want to be a female Steven Chu.