15 Reasons You May Be Feeling Bad - Page 2

infinite monkey · 04-04-2013, 07:59 AM

I resemble number 17, Dana. Actually, where's the 'knock on wood' smilie, I haven't been run into since last summer! Then again, my lid needs replaced so maybe a totalled car without injuries would be OK.

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Before invoking 8, 9 or 10 you should first make sure that you aren't actually surrounded by pricks.

Zen, you're right. Sometimes people really DO suck and they are stealing your ideas and your jokes and a bit of your thunder and they DO think awful things about you that they pass along so others will think awful things about you and they don't respect your humanity and never forgive your human foibles and shortcomings and they hate your clothes and they are almost certainly the pricks who stole your Sea Monkey©.

Don't worry, I have therapy this afternoon.

DanaC · 04-04-2013, 08:02 AM

This seems an appropriate place for this :P

infinite monkey · 04-04-2013, 08:06 AM

I always say, if you're not a little crazy (or weird) then you're really boring. None of us are boring.

jimhelm · 04-05-2013, 12:06 AM

I feel pretty good. And I don't think I do any of those things, really. I don't think I'm going to get a grade at the end of life's lessons. Fuck it. Lets go bowling.

ZenGum · 04-09-2013, 06:53 PM

21 Tips to Keep Your Shit Together When You’re Depressed.

22. Before going to bed at night, make sure you have a clean cup, bowl and spoons (or whatever you need for breakfast), even if you leave everything else dirty. Because having to deal with dirty dishes before your first coffee gets a day off to a bad start.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-10-2013, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

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22. Before going to bed at night, make sure you have a clean cup, bowl and spoons (or whatever you need for breakfast), even if you leave everything else dirty. Because having to deal with dirty dishes before your first coffee gets a day off to a bad start.

That's why Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks are making millions.

DanaC · 04-10-2013, 04:14 AM

That is so true!

ZenGum · 04-10-2013, 06:26 AM

I call it "survival slobbery".

Ocean's Edge · 04-10-2013, 12:25 PM

corollary to that - make sure at least one corner of the table or counter is clear enough to make your coffee / breakfast

Sundae · 04-10-2013, 01:20 PM

23. Try to make friends with someone who lives on Arran.

limey · 04-10-2013, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

23. Try to make friends with someone who lives on Arran.

That's me told. Didn't want to intrude old gal ...

Sent by thought transference

Sundae · 04-10-2013, 03:18 PM

Nonononono.
It's advice to other people.

I have two friends on Arran.
Four if you count the furries.
And you have helped me enormously.

Other people should realise this is the way to salvation too.

limey · 04-10-2013, 04:25 PM

That's what I call thread-drift. It started out as 15 reasons you may be feeling bad, and I read your post in that light, not the getting your shit together cintext.

Sent by thought transference

Sundae · 04-10-2013, 10:11 PM

Ah, but you see. Zen was already on 22 from 21 Tips To Keep Your Shit Together.
But now I understand where the confusion came from.

Good to speak to you anyway, lass.

Next time promise you'll come see me.
Mum already thinks you're very good for me.
A dose of your practicality would floor her; she has no idea how amazeballs you can be. You could talk to her about dementia and such. And being nice to poor old fragile me

You'd leave wondering why I had any issues with such a lovely woman...

And I'd love you to meet Diz.

No, really, the more I think about it the more I'd love you to come for at least a night.

Dude111 · 10-20-2020, 09:15 PM

Wow what an excellent thread!!!!!

Very hard to not do these things,we all want perfection and the best we can do and its hard to think otherwise....

Thank you Clodfobble!!!

04-05-2013, 12:06 AM	#4
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I feel pretty good. And I don't think I do any of those things, really. I don't think I'm going to get a grade at the end of life's lessons. Fuck it. Lets go bowling. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-09-2013, 06:53 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	21 Tips to Keep Your Shit Together When You’re Depressed. 22. Before going to bed at night, make sure you have a clean cup, bowl and spoons (or whatever you need for breakfast), even if you leave everything else dirty. Because having to deal with dirty dishes before your first coffee gets a day off to a bad start. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-10-2013, 06:26 AM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I call it "survival slobbery". __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-10-2013, 12:25 PM	#9
Ocean's Edge is a beach Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: One step back from the end of the world Posts: 245	corollary to that - make sure at least one corner of the table or counter is clear enough to make your coffee / breakfast __________________ *Schrodinger's cat is a koan.*

04-10-2013, 01:20 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	23. Try to make friends with someone who lives on Arran. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-04-2013, 08:06 AM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I always say, if you're not a little crazy (or weird) then you're really boring. None of us are boring.

04-10-2013, 03:18 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Nonononono. It's advice to *other* people. I have two friends on Arran. Four if you count the furries. And you have helped me enormously. Other people should realise this is the way to salvation too. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-10-2013, 04:25 PM	#13
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	That's what I call thread-drift. It started out as 15 reasons you may be feeling bad, and I read your post in that light, not the getting your shit together cintext. Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

04-10-2013, 10:11 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ah, but you see. Zen was already on 22 from 21 Tips To Keep Your Shit Together. But now I understand where the confusion came from. Good to speak to you anyway, lass. Next time promise you'll come see me. Mum already thinks you're very good for me. A dose of your practicality would floor her; she has no idea how amazeballs you can be. You could talk to her about dementia and such. And being nice to poor old fragile me You'd leave wondering why I had any issues with such a lovely woman... And I'd love you to meet Diz. No, really, the more I think about it the more I'd love you to come for at least a night. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-20-2020, 09:15 PM	#15
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Wow what an excellent thread!!!!! Very hard to not do these things,we all want perfection and the best we can do and its hard to think otherwise.... Thank you Clodfobble!!!

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