Come-back Kings and Queens Converge..... - Page 2

footfootfoot · 06-21-2013, 06:32 PM

I'll research some good comebacks, but most of the short people I know wrestled and were charming. The ones that weren't charming would just sucker-punch (or head-butt if you are British) the commenter then proceed to go completely apeshit on him until they were pulled off. End of comments. for. ever.

In a similar vein, when it comes to comebacks they have to be swift and decisive, almost always leading to stuff like "Your mother/sister/girlfriend didn't think I was short last night." Then he has to follow that up with an ass kicking, probably.

The whole thing has to be very first and second chakra, don't bother appealing to their purported intellect.

Clodfobble · 06-21-2013, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

The ones that weren't charming would just sucker-punch (or head-butt if you are British)

Wait, what? That's got to be a regional definition. To me, a sucker punch is an unprovoked/unexpected punch with the fist.

footfootfoot · 06-21-2013, 08:52 PM

Yes, a sucker punch as I mean it is an unexpected punch with the fist usually to the head. I think the Brits employ a headbutt where we would employ a suckerpunch. i.e. A surprise attack. Not to mean the terms or actions are synonymous, just parallel.

Clodfobble · 06-21-2013, 09:22 PM

Ah, it must be those stiff upper lips that cause them to prefer headbutting.

ZenGum · 06-21-2013, 09:23 PM

AKA the Glasgow Kiss.

06-21-2013, 06:32 PM	#16
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I'll research some good comebacks, but most of the short people I know wrestled and were charming. The ones that weren't charming would just sucker-punch (or head-butt if you are British) the commenter then proceed to go completely apeshit on him until they were pulled off. End of comments. for. ever. In a similar vein, when it comes to comebacks they have to be swift and decisive, almost always leading to stuff like "Your mother/sister/girlfriend didn't think I was short last night." Then he has to follow that up with an ass kicking, probably. The whole thing has to be very first and second chakra, don't bother appealing to their purported intellect. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-21-2013, 08:52 PM	#18
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Yes, a sucker punch as I mean it is an unexpected punch with the fist usually to the head. I think the Brits employ a headbutt where we would employ a suckerpunch. i.e. A surprise attack. Not to mean the terms or actions are synonymous, just parallel. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	AKA the Glasgow Kiss. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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