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07-27-2014, 07:47 PM
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I can hear my ears
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That got weird quickly.
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07-27-2014, 07:53 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
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I'm changing my identity to fool more women. I'm going gangsta or crack head. Definitely ethnic whatever I choose
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07-27-2014, 08:03 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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That way after you fool a woman you can say Kiss me you fool! Makes sense.
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07-28-2014, 02:09 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: May 2011
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The nights, you can knock yourself out and it's over. Well, if you can stay asleep, that is. But what to do during the daytime when it's soooo long. You're so agitated that you just can't stay focused? Can't go to sleep.
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07-28-2014, 03:07 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Masturbate.
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07-28-2014, 03:55 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Location: La Crosse, WI
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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07-28-2014, 05:16 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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07-28-2014, 05:43 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Learn to drive with only one hand on the steering wheel.
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07-28-2014, 06:01 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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07-28-2014, 07:48 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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two hands on the steering wheel may be your problem if they don't communicate well. or you could always drive to a secluded spot and have a self-date
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07-28-2014, 08:01 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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I just don't drive well. Damnit, I can't even park. Sigh....Anyone who needs a reason to live, go with me for a drive. You will love your life again, hehe. Self-date...ha...I like that.
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07-28-2014, 08:46 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Your chances of getting a second date are pretty good.
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07-28-2014, 08:47 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Masturdate!
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07-28-2014, 09:48 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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07-30-2014, 11:04 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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We've pm'd before. What has happened since then? What's going on with you?
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