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11-12-2004, 01:11 PM
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I never noticed that wearing clothing made of two fabrics is wrong...with the way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if the damning sin for all mankind isn't war, isn't murder, isn't pride or sloth or all those fun things. It's gonna be that 50/50 cotton-poly blend I've got on right now. Why? Because that's the way my life works.
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11-12-2004, 04:09 PM
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As stable as a ring of PU-239
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"I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens |
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11-12-2004, 06:41 PM
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11-12-2004, 07:38 PM
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Now, when I heard this, I thought "That's it, Opium, Heroin, and Morphine?" Can't we at least aspire to a religion that compares to ecstasy or LSD? This is the twenty-first century, the age of designer drugs! How about a religion like Benzodiazepines? 
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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11-13-2004, 12:26 AM
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  wolf eht htiw og"Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis |
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11-13-2004, 04:17 PM
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The future is unwritten
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11-13-2004, 05:58 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Priates would stick your heart upon a spar or something ... decorate the riggings, make them more homey.
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11-13-2004, 07:52 PM
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*shameless....so stop trying so hard....*-me
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What if you spill something on your shirt? Is this also cause for everlasting punishment? I don't read the bible.......
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11-13-2004, 09:47 PM
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Not half the God I used to be
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If you spill something bad on someone else's shirt, we nuke you. I thought I spelled that out in the bible. |
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11-14-2004, 09:44 PM
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*shameless....so stop trying so hard....*-me
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 Oh and I suppose you are going to punish me for that too? Isn't the bible wasting paper which is also a lesser abomination Mr. Know it All? God always thinks he knows everything....sheesh Master of the universe bologna.
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- I know we won't meet again in the season of blossoms, And I won't sit quietly by drunk in my chamber- YU HSUAN- CHI Ninth Century, CHANG' AN Last edited by flippant; 11-14-2004 at 09:48 PM. Reason: usual arguements with God |
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11-18-2004, 12:52 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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You may have noticed that Bibles are printed on extremely thin paper, in small, yet easily read typefaces. Printed on regular density paper in 12 point palatino, it would run around the size of the Oxford English Dictonary. People would do themselves an injury trying to lift one to do some inspirational bible reading before bedtime. The Gideon's would have to recruit from circus strongmen and olympic weightlifters for delieveries. Hotel rooms would have an annex added just to contain the Bible. This is also why there has been an effort to make online editions available. God's plan is that we shall all have tablet PCs with the Bible preinstalled on delivery. Thanks be to God. I'm looking forward to that tablet PC.
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