Whore College - Page 2

lumberjim · 05-18-2005, 12:11 AM

hey, anyone wanna start a thread about preferred sexual techniques. we could offer pointers to the opposite sex in a very grown up and responsible manner, thereby improving our performance with our own partners. we could be each others' dr ruths.

i promise not to just yell 'cock' the whole time

LCanal · 05-18-2005, 01:37 AM

One thing I fantasized about during once was to have a brain transference gizmo that one could wear during sex whereby one could exchange the thoughts and feelings of one's partner. Sort of like bio feedback. One day but not yet....
Still saving for Sybian. Well not actually saving but waiting to go somewhere "accessible" so I can hand carry it back to Asia. "Would you like to see my Sybian?"

breakingnews · 05-18-2005, 07:39 AM

If your partner screams loud enough in your ear, you might be able to get a sense of what he/she is feeling.

No weird gadgetry involved. (That reminded of the Sandra Bullock/Sly Stallone "sex" scene from the beginning of Demolitian Man.)

jaguar · 05-18-2005, 08:13 AM

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One thing I fantasized about during once was to have a brain transference gizmo that one could wear during sex whereby one could exchange the thoughts and feelings of one's partner. Sort of like bio feedback. One day but not yet....

Peter F Hamilton had a book along those lines but with broader interests than sex.

SteveDallas · 05-18-2005, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by breakingnews

(That reminded of the Sandra Bullock/Sly Stallone "sex" scene from the beginning of Demolitian Man.)

Ahh yes, the peak of Sandra's career. It's been all downhill ever since.

BigV · 05-18-2005, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Interesting. It hadn't occured to me that you could break a boner.

Think "blowout" (no pun intended) in the sidewall of a car's tire. Both materials are naturally soft and flexible, but held rigid by pneumatic pressure. Should the envelope fail, the rigidity will too.

jaguar · 05-18-2005, 10:59 AM

Guy I know claimed this happened (not sure why you'd lie about it), she was on top, went a big high, came down wrong and crunch. Led to massive bruising and no sex for 3 months. Must be interesting turning up at the emergency.....'she broke my dick!' 'i thought it was longer!'

cowhead · 05-18-2005, 11:05 AM

I remember hearing about that guy..

as to a whore college... ya know I have mixed feelings on the matter, I think that unionized, legal, regulated and professional prostitution wouldn't really be a bad thing. just think of all the people out there who are just going mad for lack of sex (or atleast some sort of physical contact.. which our society doesn't really promote such things.. openly atleast). and for another reason.. now.. remember the first time you had sex.. most people just kind of fumbled thru it, and THOSE are the lessons they remember from the get go as it were, the habits they maintain thru-out their entire sex lives (unless they find someone willing to re-educate them.. I got lucky that way) so! if your first time could be with someone who could 'do it right' then I think a persons adult sex life would be a more fulfulling experience.

(also might cut down on the whole 'pimping' thing.. those teamsters are kinda nasty.. or so I hear)

(oh! and hella taxed! think cigarette and booze tax raises alot of revenue! this is a freaking biological function!.. it's kinda be like taxing people for using the crapper)

Trilby · 05-18-2005, 03:52 PM

I don't think I ever fumbled through it---Hmmmmm......nope. Never did. However, with age comes increasing grace (and horniness) so thank God for NBN and xobruce.

kerosene · 05-18-2005, 04:12 PM

I don't think I have "fumbled" either. I think we girls have it a little easier than the guys. There is so much societal pressure all about how a man "performs" where, not much is expected of gals and their skills. Now, physical appearance is where we recieve the most pressure (no pun intended, there.) I can't wait to see what happens when we open that can o' worms.

That may all just be cliche diatribe, based on a disenchantment with American society, but I'll bet some people might agree with me.

cowhead · 05-19-2005, 01:36 PM

heh.. I agree. and in my opinion it's not soley restriceted to females..the standards of beauty that is, sure.. there's more of it or it's more intense, but as I've seen it's universally applied. that's why I had to develope a personality and a bit of charm (not that it usually pans out in the written word.. damnit!)

and about the fumbling I was more meaning the first few times...

xoxoxoBruce · 05-21-2005, 06:55 PM

Why does everyone use whore and prostitute interchangeably?

Clodfobble · 05-22-2005, 01:17 PM

...how are they different?

xoxoxoBruce · 05-22-2005, 01:37 PM

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Clodfobble · 05-22-2005, 01:39 PM

You mean one is more expensive? Sorry, I'm feeling pretty dense today...

05-18-2005, 12:11 AM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	hey, anyone wanna start a thread about preferred sexual techniques. we could offer pointers to the opposite sex in a very grown up and responsible manner, thereby improving our performance with our own partners. we could be each others' dr ruths. i promise not to just yell 'cock' the whole time __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-18-2005, 01:37 AM	#17
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	One thing I fantasized about during once was to have a brain transference gizmo that one could wear during sex whereby one could exchange the thoughts and feelings of one's partner. Sort of like bio feedback. One day but not yet.... Still saving for Sybian. Well not actually saving but waiting to go somewhere "accessible" so I can hand carry it back to Asia. "Would you like to see my Sybian?" __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

05-18-2005, 07:39 AM	#18
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	If your partner screams loud enough in your ear, you might be able to get a sense of what he/she is feeling. No weird gadgetry involved. (That reminded of the Sandra Bullock/Sly Stallone "sex" scene from the beginning of Demolitian Man.) __________________ Gone crazy, be back never.

05-18-2005, 10:59 AM	#22
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Guy I know claimed this happened (not sure why you'd lie about it), she was on top, went a big high, came down wrong and crunch. Led to massive bruising and no sex for 3 months. Must be interesting turning up at the emergency.....'she broke my dick!' 'i thought it was longer!' __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-18-2005, 11:05 AM	#23
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	I remember hearing about that guy.. as to a whore college... ya know I have mixed feelings on the matter, I think that unionized, legal, regulated and professional prostitution wouldn't really be a bad thing. just think of all the people out there who are just going mad for lack of sex (or atleast some sort of physical contact.. which our society doesn't really promote such things.. openly atleast). and for another reason.. now.. remember the first time you had sex.. most people just kind of fumbled thru it, and THOSE are the lessons they remember from the get go as it were, the habits they maintain thru-out their entire sex lives (unless they find someone willing to re-educate them.. I got lucky that way) so! if your first time could be with someone who could 'do it right' then I think a persons adult sex life would be a more fulfulling experience. (also might cut down on the whole 'pimping' thing.. those teamsters are kinda nasty.. or so I hear) (oh! and hella taxed! think cigarette and booze tax raises alot of revenue! this is a freaking biological function!.. it's kinda be like taxing people for using the crapper) __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

05-18-2005, 03:52 PM	#24
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I don't think I ever fumbled through it---Hmmmmm......nope. Never did. However, with age comes increasing grace (and horniness) so thank God for NBN and xobruce. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-18-2005, 04:12 PM	#25
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I don't think I have "fumbled" either. I think we girls have it a little easier than the guys. There is so much societal pressure all about how a man "performs" where, not much is expected of gals and their skills. Now, physical appearance is where we recieve the most pressure (no pun intended, there.) I can't wait to see what happens when we open that can o' worms. That may all just be cliche diatribe, based on a disenchantment with American society, but I'll bet some people might agree with me.

05-19-2005, 01:36 PM	#26
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	heh.. I agree. and in my opinion it's not soley restriceted to females..the standards of beauty that is, sure.. there's more of it or it's more intense, but as I've seen it's universally applied. that's why I had to develope a personality and a bit of charm (not that it usually pans out in the written word.. damnit!) and about the fumbling I was more meaning the first few times... __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

05-21-2005, 06:55 PM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Why does everyone use whore and prostitute interchangeably? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-22-2005, 01:17 PM	#28
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	...how are they different?

05-22-2005, 01:37 PM	#29
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-22-2005, 01:39 PM	#30
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You mean one is more expensive? Sorry, I'm feeling pretty dense today... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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