Random Cellarite Fact of the Day - Page 2

lookout123 · 09-13-2005, 09:09 AM

jim is right. i now open this thread to your pre-scheduled thread hijack. and if you think of any random facts... post 'em if ya got 'em.

Elspode · 09-13-2005, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

my body hair is nothing compared to the birds nests i pull out of the drain each morning from jinx's mane. and the random 3 foot long ones that always seem to find their way into the armpits of my clean shirts so that they dangle out my sleeve and tickle the inside of my arms until i realize what the hell is going on, and spin around like a dog chasing his tail for ten minutes trying to see this single ------- hair, and capture it. gah!

Why does the above narrative make me think that someone needs to do a sitcom about the LJ/Jinx household?

As with all "facts" posted on The Cellar, the nature of same is always going to spur some debate. The hijack is indeed inevitable. The more creative the alleged fact, the more diverse and derailing the debate.

lumberjim · 09-13-2005, 02:35 PM

what the fuck? why the fuck did you edit out the fucking word 'fucking' from my fucking post, spode?

mrnoodle · 09-13-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

**** *** fuck? *** *** fuck *** *** **** *** *** fucking **** 'fucking' **** ** fucking ****, *****?

The universe is again in balance. Thank me later.

jinx · 09-13-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

PS. my body hair.... gah!

You cannot possibly compare the single strand of love, that gently caressing reminder of your beloved, inserted carefully into each and every one of your shirts, to the pelt-ring left behind when you drain the tub.

Elspode · 09-13-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

what the ----? why the ---- did you edit out the ------- word '-------' from my ------- post, spode?

Net Nanny does it. I have no control.

lumberjim · 09-13-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

You cannot possibly compare the single strand of love, that gently caressing reminder of your beloved, inserted carefully into each and every one of your shirts, to the pelt-ring left behind when you drain the tub.

of course. what was i thinking? but pelt-ring? the visual is unsettling at best, and innacurate besides.

PS, put a few beers in the fridge for me? thanks!

lumberjim · 09-13-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Net Nanny does it. I have no control.

that's just phucking wrong

BigV · 09-13-2005, 06:07 PM

Elspode:

Ask netnanny this question: I'm thinking of a word...

Hot, smokin', sizzlin, starts with F and ends with U-C-K. Well netnanny? Give up?

firetruck

mrnoodle · 09-14-2005, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by jinx

You cannot possibly compare the single strand of love, that gently caressing reminder of your beloved, inserted carefully into each and every one of your shirts, to the pelt-ring left behind when you drain the tub.

This is the best sentence I have read in ages. thanks

Elspode · 09-14-2005, 06:40 PM

Here's something even more wrong...the netnanny won't show me the rest of this page. Too many instances of the word "fuck". It will replace one or two on a page with dashes, but if it appears too many times, it just won't let you view the rest of the page.

Pelt ring. Priceless.

09-13-2005, 02:35 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what the fuck? why the fuck did you edit out the fucking word 'fucking' from my fucking post, spode? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-13-2005, 06:07 PM	#24
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Elspode: Ask netnanny this question: I'm thinking of a word... Hot, smokin', sizzlin, starts with F and ends with U-C-K. Well netnanny? Give up? firetruck __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-14-2005, 06:40 PM	#26
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Here's something even more wrong...the netnanny won't show me the rest of this page. Too many instances of the word "fuck". It will replace one or two on a page with dashes, but if it appears too many times, it just won't let you view the rest of the page. Pelt ring. Priceless. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-13-2005, 09:09 AM	#16
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	jim is right. i now open this thread to your pre-scheduled thread hijack. and if you think of any random facts... post 'em if ya got 'em.

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