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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Black coffee, white tea
Is that so hard to grasp? Why do I keep getting white coffee? I only have one caffeinated drink a day and I don't want it with milk in! Damnit.
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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#288 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I'm as guilty as you lookout.
Someone I worked with was diagnosed as bi-polar and my first response was, "And I don't like either of them." I then realised it was a schizophrenic joke ( ![]()
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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That's a Multiple Personality joke. lol!!
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Today's irritant, some journalist guy was on Talk of the Nation complaining about the Disney girl's pictures in Vanity Fair. He's concerned because his 4 year old watches her show. Dear Dad, turn off the damn tv. Disney will over-sexualize young girls. That is how they make their money. Why is your child watching that crap if you are concerned with morals?
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#292 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Last night I dreamed I was bi-polar.
Sounds like the first line of a song! But is the literal truth. Very disturbing, especially in the dream I'd been tryingto hold it all together, not wanting to put my family through all the upset they felt when I told them I had depression. Still, my brother was knighted in my dream, so it wasn't all bad.
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#293 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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My eBay goodies didn't arrive today.
A pair of shoes I know was posted yesterday - and which I wanted to break in for the weekend. And my corset - which isn't yet showing payment received, so may not even get to me in time now. It sounds silly, but after the post arrived I felt so let down because they weren't in it. I cheered up as the day went on - I've had a great day at work and am alone tonight. Tomorrow shouldn't have the same downer though. I'm going in early because an artist needs access, so I'm leaving early and therefore getting my hair cut Thursday instead of Saturday. So whatever happens I'll be feeling good about that. If my corset doesn't arrive by Friday however I'm moving off the irritated thread and taking up residence in the upset thread. I ordered it on MONDAY! It will quite spoil my plans. Lazy, lazy corset makers.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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and they call the wind . . .
well, we sure don't call it "Mariah" here. Mostly we call it son of a bitch, you fucker, and other assorted epithets. We get
WIND here. And it blows half of New Mexico into our faces. Everyone at work is going around squinting, because the dust gets into our eyes, aggravates allergies, etc. Bah!
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all hollowed out
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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uh. . . dusted? whazzat?
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I think I have an addiction to soda. It's like that Simpsons episode where they grow tomacco...you don't like the shit, but you can't stop drinking it. Seriously...I don't really enjoy the taste of regular soda anymore...it just doesn't taste that good. And yet, I keep fucking drinking it...like I might find the golden can of Dr Pepper that actually tastes like I remember it.
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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I have in past years given up alcohol for Lent, and I've given up soda. Soda was a million times harder. (I've mostly kicked the habit. I was down to not drinking it any except at lunch, and now I've replaced my lunch Pepsi with seltzer.) Last edited by SteveDallas; 05-02-2008 at 09:16 AM. Reason: reworded to accomodate the caffeine-impaired |
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Lent?
Wasn't Easter a million years ago? EDIT: Never mind, I'm a total idiot. Apparently i need to make my tea extra stong this morning. . .
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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