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Old 06-02-2007, 12:51 PM   #286
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Did we ever find out what we DO call an African-American man who flies planes for a living?

...only if you've not much to do at the moment - don't put off anything important to let me know... I've bags of time right now....
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Old 06-02-2007, 12:53 PM   #287
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Oh yeah, I see it now - got a bit lost with everything else going on around it at the time.
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Old 06-03-2007, 10:59 PM   #288
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Old 06-18-2007, 02:53 PM   #289
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I think this fits here...

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Old 06-18-2007, 04:03 PM   #290
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Old 06-18-2007, 06:50 PM   #291
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He's certainly being given a hard time - by all and sundry
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:43 PM   #292
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americans want to know too?
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:46 PM   #293
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So Michael Barrymore got it in the pool with a dildo. But why do we care? And is that actually even *unusual* these days?
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:49 PM   #294
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:54 PM   #295
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Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
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Old 06-19-2007, 01:54 AM   #296
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So Michael Barrymore got it in the pool with a dildo. But why do we care? And is that actually even *unusual* these days?

Not quite Patrick. The death of Stuart Lubbock at Barrymore's house after a drug-laden gay party, failed to be solved. All the guests clammed up and Barrymore, whose antics had generally been tolerated by the media and public up until then, fell totally out of favour and has never recovered. An-ill-fated attempt to regain favour by appearing on Celebrity Big Brother last year created the same rejection. His arrest awakens the belief ( albeit so far unfounded) that he was implicated in the guy's death (found drowned face down in Barrymore's pool, full of drugs and sexually abused). The Cluedo photo is somewhat typical of the way such situations are so often tastelessly satirised.
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Old 06-19-2007, 08:27 AM   #297
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Old 06-19-2007, 01:01 PM   #298
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Not quite Patrick. The death of Stuart Lubbock at Barrymore's house after a drug-laden gay party, failed to be solved...
Thanks for the summary, CF. I usually have a hard time with pop-culture references like this..
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Old 06-28-2007, 05:56 PM   #299
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