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Join Date: Jul 2003
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awesome!
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Spider Clock.
No, don't get ahead of me... ...Here's the nightmare part: You can have one, for $15,800. Want it in gold, you say? $18,050. ![]()
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Found this hanging around outside the kitchen window this morning:
One of your common orb weavers...Stan, or Bill, maybe. Looks like the rare and elusive Instagram spider.
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And the remedy is...
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Oh.
I have never had a problem with anything I've seen posted in this thread. Spiders, snakes, creepy things, none of it has ever bothered me. But that wasp fucking got me man. Jesus Christ. |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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I do not care what entomologists say, that thing is not a wasp. That is a monster.
I like English wasps. On my trip out last week (from which my feet have only just recovered) I even fed the little wasps on Jam (okay, that was to keep them away from my scone.) I've been stung by them, and the stings, while not a barrel of laughs, do not justify the running and squealing and panic that people react with when a single stripy creature buzzes your face. That would. That would have me reaching for my G-D passport.
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Yeah what glatt said.
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And it's not even black like the famous Spanish fighting bulls.
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I ain't scairt, I can see right through them.
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Yipes.
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Uh, yeah, one of them there things..
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Sure is purty though...
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Just burn it. The whole damn house. I'm done with it, anyway.
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A rolled up newspaper would make quick work of that. You'd probably have to replace the curtain because of the gut stains, but the Venetian blinds could be wiped off.
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No no no. Nuke it from space.
I'm a spider lover. Because I live in a country where spiders do not get larger than my thumbnail and can never kill me. I always politely call them Little Sister and appreciate them eating flies. That is bigger than my rats. I'm already strapped in awaiting the countdown, thumb on the bid red button. (to be fair, had a grown up in a country with big biders it may not actually creep me out)
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