Wildlife, living next to nature - Page 21

xoxoxoBruce · 02-27-2015, 06:12 PM

Dear customer,
as your electricity supplier we have always tried to give the best price, best service, and best advice. In that vein we must inform you we will no longer supply electricity as we can not access the meter. Our best advice is to burn the house to the ground, and get far, far away.
Good Luck, The Electric Company

Lamplighter · 02-27-2015, 06:25 PM

Oh come on now. Motherhood is a wonderful thing.

A clerk in the Goodwill Store in McMinneville, OR made a negative remark
to a mother who was breast-feeding her baby in the store. It made the local tv news.
Today, it became a cause célèbre, with the towns women bringing their babies to the store to protest.

The clerk was let go, and motherhood survives in all it's forms.

.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-27-2015, 11:45 PM

If that mother brings her brood, I'll offer them a drink... of Molotov cocktail.

infinite monkey · 02-28-2015, 08:14 PM

Yeah, that pic should be in the nightmare thread.

Thank you very much!

busterb · 03-01-2015, 09:46 PM

This is the lady that I posted about whacking off a breast by mistake. Western PA.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-04-2015, 09:41 PM

Glad T-Rex isn't around.... just his teeth.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-13-2015, 02:20 AM

The proper way to unbox your turtle... even not box turtles.

Carruthers · 03-13-2015, 05:40 AM

Alligator hazard is par for the course at Florida golf club

There must be something in the local rule book to cover this eventuality.

Gravdigr · 03-13-2015, 01:08 PM

So there I am, driving down the country road, minding my own bidness...

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He wasn't being particularly photo-friendly. Very short video to follow in the not-too-distant future.

Shitty-camera-through-the-dirty-windshield pics.

glatt · 03-13-2015, 01:31 PM

May be a shitty camera and may be through a windshield, but they are great pictures anyway. I've never seen a wild turkey from that close before.

Gravdigr · 03-13-2015, 02:26 PM

I was using most of the 24x (optical) zoom.

Anyway, here's the driving, rolling down the window, videoing a turkey, short, shaky video I mentioned.

That's about a eight inch beard on that there turkey. This time next month, turkey season, he'd be a shooter.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-13-2015, 05:50 PM

Since the seventies MA has been actively building the wild turkey population(feathers not bottles), and they've become a huge pain in the ass.

The flockers travel in feathered biker gangs, think they own the joint, eat everything in sight, treat bird feeders as private stash, attack pets & kids, and will take out a windshield in a heartbeat. The damn things can run about 25 mph and fly at over 50 mph, so a 15 or 20 pound bird can hit hard. They're vying with deer to be the biggest pain in the ass.

Gravdigr · 03-14-2015, 06:26 PM

The various breeds of wild turkeys are one of the great success stories of wildlife restoration.

As are whitetail deer.

And don't think I ain't made a mental note of where I saw that one up there^^^.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-15-2015, 07:33 PM

Attacked and bitten on the leg by a rabid Raccoon, she did what any seventy five year old lady would... she strangled the sumbitch.
Well then unlike normal people, she felt bad about being forced to do that. What?

After the strangling, shoot it

axe it

sledgehammer it

crush it

burn it

and send it to raccoon hell.

classicman · 03-16-2015, 10:13 PM

Speaking of Racoons ... this guy/gal was in my parents backyard yesterday. He/She was on their front porch last week. They live in suburbia! There should be no racoons around, let alone in the middle of the afternoon. I was 10' from it as it barely walked away from me. Thats as high up the tree as it could go. I walked away and it just hung there for maybe 2 minutes and then came back down and meandered away.

02-27-2015, 06:12 PM	#301
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Dear customer, as your electricity supplier we have always tried to give the best price, best service, and best advice. In that vein we must inform you we will no longer supply electricity as we can not access the meter. Our best advice is to burn the house to the ground, and get far, far away. Good Luck, The Electric Company __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-27-2015, 11:45 PM	#303
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If that mother brings her brood, I'll offer them a drink... of Molotov cocktail. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-01-2015, 09:46 PM	#305
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	This is the lady that I posted about whacking off a breast by mistake. Western PA. Attached Images __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

03-04-2015, 09:41 PM	#306
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Glad T-Rex isn't around.... just his teeth. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-13-2015, 02:20 AM	#307
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The proper way to unbox your turtle... even not box turtles. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-27-2015, 06:25 PM	#302
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Oh come on now. Motherhood is a wonderful thing. A clerk in the Goodwill Store in McMinneville, OR made a negative remark to a mother who was breast-feeding her baby in the store. It made the local tv news. Today, it became a cause célèbre, with the towns women bringing their babies to the store to protest. The clerk was let go, and motherhood survives in all it's forms. .

02-28-2015, 08:14 PM	#304
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yeah, that pic should be in the nightmare thread. Thank you very much!

03-13-2015, 05:40 AM	#308
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Alligator hazard is par for the course at Florida golf club There must be something in the local rule book to cover this eventuality.

03-13-2015, 01:08 PM	#309
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	So there I am, driving down the country road, minding my own bidness... He wasn't being particularly photo-friendly. Very short video to follow in the not-too-distant future. Shitty-camera-through-the-dirty-windshield pics. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-13-2015, 01:31 PM	#310
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	May be a shitty camera and may be through a windshield, but they are great pictures anyway. I've never seen a wild turkey from that close before.

03-13-2015, 02:26 PM	#311
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I was using most of the 24x (optical) zoom. Anyway, here's the driving, rolling down the window, videoing a turkey, short, shaky video I mentioned. That's about a eight inch beard on that there turkey. This time next month, turkey season, he'd be a shooter. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-13-2015, 05:50 PM	#312
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Since the seventies MA has been actively building the wild turkey population(feathers not bottles), and they've become a huge pain in the ass. The flockers travel in feathered biker gangs, think they own the joint, eat everything in sight, treat bird feeders as private stash, attack pets & kids, and will take out a windshield in a heartbeat. The damn things can run about 25 mph and fly at over 50 mph, so a 15 or 20 pound bird can hit hard. They're vying with deer to be the biggest pain in the ass. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-14-2015, 06:26 PM	#313
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The various breeds of wild turkeys are one of the great success stories of wildlife restoration. As are whitetail deer. And don't think I ain't made a mental note of where I saw that one up there^^^. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-15-2015, 07:33 PM	#314
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Attacked and bitten on the leg by a rabid Raccoon, she did what any seventy five year old lady would... she strangled the sumbitch. Well then unlike normal people, she felt bad about being forced to do that. What? After the strangling, shoot it axe it sledgehammer it crush it burn it and send it to raccoon hell. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-16-2015, 10:13 PM	#315
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Speaking of Racoons ... this guy/gal was in my parents backyard yesterday. He/She was on their front porch last week. They live in suburbia! There should be no racoons around, let alone in the middle of the afternoon. I was 10' from it as it barely walked away from me. Thats as high up the tree as it could go. I walked away and it just hung there for maybe 2 minutes and then came back down and meandered away. Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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