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polaroid of perfection
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Ouch
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06-18-2007, 05:50 PM
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Pump my ride!
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He's certainly being given a hard time - by all and sundry
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06-18-2007, 07:43 PM
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I can hear my ears
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americans want to know too?
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06-18-2007, 08:46 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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So Michael Barrymore got it in the pool with a dildo. But why do we care? And is that actually even *unusual* these days?
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06-19-2007, 12:54 AM
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Pump my ride!
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Not quite Patrick. The death of Stuart Lubbock at Barrymore's house after a drug-laden gay party, failed to be solved. All the guests clammed up and Barrymore, whose antics had generally been tolerated by the media and public up until then, fell totally out of favour and has never recovered. An-ill-fated attempt to regain favour by appearing on Celebrity Big Brother last year created the same rejection. His arrest awakens the belief ( albeit so far unfounded) that he was implicated in the guy's death (found drowned face down in Barrymore's pool, full of drugs and sexually abused). The Cluedo photo is somewhat typical of the way such situations are so often tastelessly satirised.
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06-19-2007, 07:27 AM
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- Kavkaz United -
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Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, she's already been told twice.
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06-19-2007, 12:01 PM
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Gone and done
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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06-28-2007, 04:56 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Me too, clueless.
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06-18-2007, 08:49 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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Last edited by skysidhe; 06-18-2007 at 08:52 PM. Reason: bewarned..I fell for it! |
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06-18-2007, 08:54 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef. Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A. The taste! Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. |
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06-29-2007, 01:22 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Why did god make white chocolate?
So black children can smear something on their face. --------------------------------- What do Virginia Tech & Mount Everest have in common? Both are Minus 33 and have killer slopes! --------------------------------- I had some money I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at my local bank. I was in the short line......just one person ahead of me, an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. He was more than a little agitated. He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla for yen, today get one hunat eighty: Why it change?" The teller replied, "Fluctuations". The Asian man yells, "Fluc you white guys, too!" --------------------------------- Why couldn't Chris Benoit kiss his son goodnight? Because the pillow was in the way. --------------------------------- How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off. --------------------------------- How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. The problem is getting them in there.
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07-02-2007, 02:26 PM
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Extraordinary Machine
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07-23-2007, 01:19 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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--------- Q: What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A: A microwave won't brown your meat. --------- Guy walks into a bar and says "All lawyers are assholes". This big fellow in a suit whips around and says "Hey, I resent that." "Yeah, well are you a lawyer?" he asks. "No" says the big guy, "I'm an asshole."
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-29-2007, 10:09 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Q: you know why a womans pussy and asshole are so close together?
A: So you can carry them home like a 6 pak, when they get drunk at a party. 
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06-29-2007, 12:02 PM
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Do-er of Deeds
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Why are pubic hairs curly? So they won't poke your eyes out.
Sorry, thought it was a "tasty joke" thread.
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