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Clodfobble · 08-30-2016, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pamela

Seriously? Banned? Do they search rooms for illegal sex toys there now?

Not illegal to possess them, you just can't openly carry or display them in public. Just like you used to be able to concealed-carry, but not open-carry, firearms. Now they've just recently allowed open carry of weapons, but you can still get arrested for carrying a dildo on your way to class. So everyone who wants to protest the open-carry law is waving a dildo around instead.

lumberjim · 09-13-2016, 08:52 PM

Fuck all that noise. I'm happy.

fargon · 09-13-2016, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Fuck all that noise. I'm happy.

Me too.

Gravdigr · 09-14-2016, 12:17 PM

Or maybe we're all full of shit.

I am not happy, and do not pretend to be.

lumberjim · 09-14-2016, 06:30 PM

I'm not full of shit. I'm fine. Nothing, in this moment, is lacking. I'm happy.

You don't have to be. But you could be. If you wanted to be.

Gravdigr · 09-15-2016, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

If you wanted to be.

That statement is chock full of wrong. It indicates that in order to be happy, all you have to do is want to be happy, which is whattheIdon'teven...

Everybody wants to be happy, not everyone is.

But, if you are happy, that's great. For you.

footfootfoot · 09-14-2016, 08:15 PM

...clap your hands...

Clodfobble · 09-14-2016, 10:03 PM

"Scoff. I'm not the ignorant masses' definition of happy."

Bitch, you don't know my definition of happy. He could have written that whole thing from the perspective of "happiness is not..." But instead he chose to write it as "I'm not like the rest of you." Which ironically makes him exactly like the rest of us, keening for uniqueness in a sea of people who are all just people.

footfootfoot · 09-15-2016, 11:10 AM

people, who are people, are the happiest people...

lumberjim · 09-16-2016, 11:13 AM

That's not what I said.

If you want to be happy, stop resisting your reality. Surrender to it, accept or change it.

I didn't mean wanting to be happy makes you happy. You have to do some stuff mentally, but anyone can do it. It's free.

captainhook455 · 09-17-2016, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

That's not what I said.

If you want to be happy, stop resisting your reality. Surrender to it, accept or change it.

I didn't mean wanting to be happy makes you happy. You have to do some stuff mentally, but anyone can do it. It's free.

I didn't know my step son was a prophet. True wisdom.

tarheel

footfootfoot · 09-17-2016, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

That's not what I said.

If you want to be happy, stop resisting your reality. Surrender to it, accept or change it.

I didn't mean wanting to be happy makes you happy. You have to do some stuff mentally, but anyone can do it. It's free.

Not being sarcastic here, that is a very Zen Buddhist approach.

Gravdigr · 09-17-2016, 01:17 PM

I think I can. I think I can.

Gravdigr · 09-17-2016, 05:03 PM

Two very interesting reads:

Confessions Of A U.S. Navy Submarine Officer - Not really confessions as such, but more like the daily intricacies of life on a sub.

Even More Wacky Submarine Terms You Never Knew You Wanted To Know - self explanatory.

Gravdigr · 09-17-2016, 05:27 PM

Trying to Make Clear Ice

09-13-2016, 08:52 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Fuck all that noise. I'm happy. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-14-2016, 12:17 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Or maybe we're all full of shit. I am not happy, and do not pretend to be. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-14-2016, 06:30 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm not full of shit. I'm fine. Nothing, in this moment, is lacking. I'm happy. You don't have to be. But you could be. If you wanted to be. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-14-2016, 08:15 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	...clap your hands... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-14-2016, 10:03 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	"Scoff. I'm not the ignorant masses' definition of happy." Bitch, you don't know my definition of happy. He could have written that whole thing from the perspective of "happiness is not..." But instead he chose to write it as "I'm not like the rest of you." Which ironically makes him exactly like the rest of us, keening for uniqueness in a sea of people who are all just people. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-15-2016, 11:10 AM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	people, who are people, are the happiest people... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-16-2016, 11:13 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	That's not what I said. If you want to be happy, stop resisting your reality. Surrender to it, accept or change it. I didn't mean wanting to be happy makes you happy. You have to do some stuff mentally, but anyone can do it. It's free. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-17-2016, 01:17 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I think I can. I think I can. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-17-2016, 05:03 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Two very interesting reads: Confessions Of A U.S. Navy Submarine Officer - Not really confessions as such, but more like the daily intricacies of life on a sub. Even More Wacky Submarine Terms You Never Knew You Wanted To Know - self explanatory. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-17-2016, 05:27 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Trying to Make Clear Ice __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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