02-23-2010, 09:26 PM | #3256 |
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Yeah, I know. Do you think it was my delivery or my timing?
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02-23-2010, 11:25 PM | #3257 |
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Stage presence.
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02-24-2010, 11:32 AM | #3259 |
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Don't hate me because I wear fur.
And have a tail.
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02-24-2010, 12:25 PM | #3260 |
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And hold your nuts in your mouth.
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02-24-2010, 03:03 PM | #3262 |
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leave it to Sheldonrs! I wonder how many unsuspecting people pop in and their key boards and monitors are ruined by his comments One way or another LOL!
Note to self: do not drink tea while reading humor thread
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02-24-2010, 08:57 PM | #3263 |
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It's not squirrel, as in girl or cyril, it's squirell as in Tyrell.
I have vitiligo.
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02-25-2010, 01:44 AM | #3264 |
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Why does your skin condition make you a woodland creature?
On another note I have never seen a squirrel in the woods.
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There's no causation between my skin condition and my woodland status. I was making a racial stereotype joke about the name tyrell. I am bad.
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02-25-2010, 03:47 PM | #3266 |
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Damn, dude. Get out.
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Penguins
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?
Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow" "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Then they kick him in the ice hole." !!! You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
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Its true I have spend a lot of time in the wilderness and never once seen a squirrel there. The only time I have ever seen squirrel is in developed areas with trees.
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I was all set to call bullshit (on the penguin thing), I forgot which thread I was reading.
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