Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 218

squirell nutkin · 02-23-2010, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana

That was kind of a creepy joke SN

Yeah, I know. Do you think it was my delivery or my timing?

Gravdigr · 02-23-2010, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Do you think it was my delivery or my timing?

Stage presence.

classicman · 02-24-2010, 09:37 AM

Its the fact that you ARE a squirrel - thats what creeped me out. Especially after Jim ....

squirell nutkin · 02-24-2010, 11:32 AM

Don't hate me because I wear fur.

And have a tail.

Sheldonrs · 02-24-2010, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Don't hate me because I wear fur.

And have a tail.

And hold your nuts in your mouth.

classicman · 02-24-2010, 02:04 PM

. . . and spelled squirrel uh, differently.

Nirvana · 02-24-2010, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

And hold your nuts in your mouth.

leave it to Sheldonrs! I wonder how many unsuspecting people pop in and their key boards and monitors are ruined by his comments

One way or another LOL!

Note to self: do not drink tea while reading humor thread

squirell nutkin · 02-24-2010, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

. . . and spelled squirrel uh, differently.

It's not squirrel, as in girl or cyril, it's squirell as in Tyrell.

I have vitiligo.

toranokaze · 02-25-2010, 01:44 AM

Why does your skin condition make you a woodland creature?
On another note I have never seen a squirrel in the woods.

squirell nutkin · 02-25-2010, 02:32 PM

There's no causation between my skin condition and my woodland status. I was making a racial stereotype joke about the name tyrell. I am bad.

Gravdigr · 02-25-2010, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze

On another note I have never seen a squirrel in the woods.

Damn, dude. Get out.

Nirvana · 02-25-2010, 09:11 PM

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an

extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well

as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring

throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family

and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their

vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird

to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Then they kick him in the ice hole." !!!

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

toranokaze · 02-26-2010, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

There's no causation between my skin condition and my woodland status. I was making a racial stereotype joke about the name tyrell. I am bad.

Aww I catch that one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Damn, dude. Get out.

Its true I have spend a lot of time in the wilderness and never once seen a squirrel there. The only time I have ever seen squirrel is in developed areas with trees.

Gravdigr · 02-26-2010, 12:01 PM

I was all set to call bullshit (on the penguin thing), I forgot which thread I was reading.

classicman · 02-26-2010, 02:45 PM

Quote:

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis. "

02-24-2010, 09:37 AM	#3258
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Its the fact that you ARE a squirrel - thats what creeped me out. Especially after Jim .... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-24-2010, 11:32 AM	#3259
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Don't hate me because I wear fur. And have a tail. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-24-2010, 02:04 PM	#3261
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	. . . and spelled squirrel uh, differently. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-25-2010, 01:44 AM	#3264
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Why does your skin condition make you a woodland creature? On another note I have never seen a squirrel in the woods. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

02-25-2010, 02:32 PM	#3265
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	There's no causation between my skin condition and my woodland status. I was making a racial stereotype joke about the name tyrell. I am bad. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-25-2010, 09:11 PM	#3267
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Penguins Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow" "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Then they kick him in the ice hole." !!! You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you? __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-26-2010, 12:01 PM	#3269
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I was all set to call bullshit (on the penguin thing), I forgot which thread I was reading. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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