The WTF NSFW thread - Page 219

Lola Bunny · 08-05-2011, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

OK, so I'm crass. Seriously. Is this what passes for a big dick in Japan? I think the ads were placed on purpose, clever enough. But WTF? That looks like the dick Eddie Murphy was talking about when he said the underwear models in the old Sears type catalogs shouldn't be modeling 'cause they had no bulge, and they sure as hell shouldn't be smiling! I know about erection as the great equalizer, but there is no bulk there at all. WTF? Pass!

I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat.

Big Sarge · 08-06-2011, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lola Bunny

I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat.

Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian

Lola Bunny · 08-06-2011, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian

So, you're part Asian (4 in.) + what?

footfootfoot · 08-06-2011, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lola Bunny

I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat.

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian

I guess I'm half Asian. or maybe 2/3. Although I'm fractious, I'm bad at fractions.

Lola Bunny · 08-06-2011, 11:15 PM

I thought men usually like to boast about how, uh...not small they are?

Gravdigr · 08-04-2011, 03:37 PM

'Spretty cool, huh?

The squeak was what got me going. In my head I heard "Am I hurtin' ya honey?"

richlevy · 08-06-2011, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

'Spretty cool, huh?

The squeak was what got me going. In my head I heard "Am I hurtin' ya honey?"

Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.

I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.

Lola Bunny · 08-06-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.

I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.

wolf · 08-06-2011, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.

I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.

Because you weren't the one that ended up having to explain it to your son and the rest of the 5th grade class you were chaperoning.

BigV · 08-08-2011, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Because you weren't the one that ended up having to explain it to your son and the rest of the 5th grade class you were chaperoning.

I've been the chaperone for 5th graders--farts need no explanation.

Gravdigr · 08-09-2011, 03:00 PM

ZenGum · 08-12-2011, 03:30 AM

Dude, here I take regular. In Japan I needed "Ultra Large". Damn, I should have kept the packet.

Clodfobble · 08-13-2011, 03:49 PM

It's the same with bras. When a friend of mine was heading over to teach English for a few years, one of the things they warned her about was to bring extra bras with her, because while she was a C-cup here, over there she'd be something like triple-E and she would not be able to find any replacements that would fit her.

chrisinhouston · 08-14-2011, 02:43 PM

Michelle Bachmann takes the whole thing in Iowa!

Gravdigr · 08-13-2011, 05:44 PM

I'm liking Japan more all the time...

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