01-27-2009, 03:09 PM | #316 |
changed his status to single
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I'm willing to bet there was a camera crew for the next E! reality series.
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01-28-2009, 02:18 PM | #317 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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01-29-2009, 03:26 AM | #318 | |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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It's a vagina, not a clown car.
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01-29-2009, 06:19 AM | #319 | |
Doctor Wtf
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01-29-2009, 10:36 AM | #320 | |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Construction signs warn of zombies
This is more humorous than weird:
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01-29-2009, 10:52 AM | #321 | |
polaroid of perfection
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Kiwi Prisoners Bungle Escape
BBC link, click to watch CCTV.
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01-29-2009, 12:51 PM | #322 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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lol...the Keystone Prisoners.
What a visual!
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01-29-2009, 01:05 PM | #323 | |
I got nothing
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That's almsot as bad as the idiot who prints a fake $1,000,000 bill and tries to cash it at the bank. I mean for fuck sakes...do a $50 or a $100 bill...not a million. Apparently greed and intelligence don't go well together.
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01-30-2009, 01:05 AM | #324 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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68-year-old man found beaten inside Plano home
02:22 PM CST on Thursday, January 29, 2009 By DAN X. McGRAW / The Dallas Morning News dmcgraw@dallasnews.com Detectives are investigating the death of a 68-year-old man who was found beaten inside his Plano home this morning, Plano police said. 1100 block, Avenue I Sherlock Holmes was found by a friend about 12:45 a.m. inside his home in the 1100 block of Avenue I, said Plano police spokesman Rick McDonald. Police were interviewing neighbors and friends to determine a motive, McDonald said. Holmes, a longtime resident of Plano, was a member of the city’s Douglass Community Center. http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont....156553fa.html ------------------------------- Well, no shit..... Moriarty wanted for questioning.
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01-30-2009, 12:14 PM | #325 | |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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She "never expected to have eight more when she took fertility treatment, her mother said." WTF? You have six kids, and THEN you take fertility treatments?? |
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01-30-2009, 12:43 PM | #326 | |
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Isn't there some kind of questionnaire at the clinic? How did she pay for the fertility treatments? Are they covered under MediCal too?
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01-30-2009, 12:48 PM | #327 |
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02-01-2009, 03:25 AM | #328 | |
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Sister Allegedly Beat Up Bride at Wedding
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02-01-2009, 01:06 PM | #329 |
lives inside a Mobius strip
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Google streetmapping car hits deer
I love the title for the story - also that the deer apparently got away.
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02-04-2009, 04:21 PM | #330 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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